WTF Newspaper Headlines.

Hi everyone, this week was a really happening one for India. Lots of things happened, few good few bad. Like India went to London for Olympics 2012 with 81 team members and 836 officials. A mysterious woman wearing red ruined the Indian walk on the ground. Inside sources says that she was Suresh Kalmadi after sex change operation, sounds true as he was the most desperate to go for the Olympics. Manmohan Singh condemned the Guwahati molestation victim, such an easy job he have.
So here, I tried to summarize this week's hot news.






Newspaper headlines of the previous week:


(1). N.D. Tiwari bane adalat me papa, kaha desh ke liye KAAM karta rahunga.



(2). DTC killing 10 persons a month in New Delhi, let's resolve to do better.



(3). PM asked to broke his silence by the opposition, “No comments" he said.



(4). Rahul Gandhi wants to play a bigger role after blowing UP elections for Congress.



(5). Karunanidhi said his life is full of darkness, looked sad in his new goggles.



(6). Rohit Sharma is appointed as the new brand ambassador of "Gone In Sixty Seconds".



(7). Pranab Mukherjee won after getting 69% votes, politicians caught watching porn again.



(8). The dark knight Rises, so did the petrol prices in India.



(9). Tushaar Kapoor broke a record, Jeetendra is looking for his collection of Jagjeet Singh's gajhals.



(10). Congress to spent $300M to advertise lack of funds.



(11). Samsung to launch special smart tvs for deaf, 2000W power booster speakers inclusion for the first time in the world of TVs.



(12). Raja Bhaiya in jail again, this time for inspection.



(13). Saif Ali Khan saved a Star Fish from drowning, bade aaram se.



(14). CBI finally located the dead body of Bhanwari Devi, it's in a graveyard they says.



(15). Man died after committing suicide.



(16). Police confirmed, Talwar's fingerprint matched with the armless suspect.



(17). High Court rejected Suresh Kalmadi's petition for Olympics 2012, peaceful opening ceremony at London.



(18). Farmer help snake bite victim.



(19). Security guard robbed at night.



(20). Rahul Gandhi flies to UP to start his Pad-Yatra.



(21). Steve Jobs killed Abhishek bachchan in heaven when bragged about idea's heavenly apps.



(22). Tiger Woods denied to play with someone else's balls.



(23). Poet died after reading his own poem.



(24). Zuckerberg tweeted “I love Facebook".



(25). Student in coma after teacher's lecture.



(26). Blind man claims he saw an alien and a Kingfisher airways' plane flying in the sky.



(27). Cameraman involved in shooting at Mumbai says the Mumbai Police.



(28). Enormous fight between divorced husband and wife.



(29). POP appeals to prostitutes in Bangkok.



(30). Shahid kapoor won best female actor at Iifa.



(31). Indians beat Srilankans, Kumar Sangakkara fractured his arm.



(32). Chidambaram caught common man eating Ice-cream. Congress to protest against common men.



I'll end it here as 32 is my favorite number. Hope you had fun reading this. Thank you :)