TV vs Biwi.

Hi, welcome again. I know you saw the title and you were like "Oh damn, same old shit". But its not like that, the idea is old but I am gonna try and make something new out of it. Most importantly TV and Biwi are very precious parts of my life so I had to write about it. So, here I am. Hope you guys will have fun reading it.

Here are the few differences between TV and Biwi:









(1). TVs are available in SMART versions too.

(2). TV has a mute button.

(3). You can have sex with another woman in-front of your TV.

(4). When it comes to TVs, the FLAT ones are better than the curvy ones.

(5). Staring at TV relaxes you. While the later scares you.

(6). You can listen to the TV without getting pissed off.

(7). You can control a TV with a remote control while your wife can control you without using anything.

(8). Your TV never bitch about you to your neighbor's TV.

(9). There are exchange offers available on TVs.

(10). Well, you can turn on and turn off a TV anytime you want.


So this is my list of top 10 differences. Hope you liked it. Thank you for reading. :)