tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13863093611862608062024-03-06T02:43:43.909+05:30FuddledAndPuzzledSenseless,otiose and pointless but still this will make you LOL,LMAO and ROFL for sure. Smile and the world will smile with you ...Laugh and the world will be jealous of you. :DAnil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-17987778544477087052013-08-14T00:11:00.001+05:302015-01-06T18:57:10.712+05:30The fragrances I miss the most. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Fragrance is what brings aliveness to everyone and everything around you. There are few fragrances which we all remember and love, like the smell of your old photographs, the petrichor, the odor of your favorite books and specially the fragrance of the money.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Ambi Pur is all about fragrances and it always creates a nice recency atmosphere around you, no matter where you are.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Home is a place where you feel free the most, it's a place where you can actually "Relax", and Ambi Pur adds on to it. And yes, with Ambi Pur installed, you can fart in your car as well, even when you're with your wife. Ambi Pur will make sure that you don't get any scolding for that.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">There is a saying that "you're never full dressed without perfume", the same goes with your home, it's never fully home without Ambi Pur.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">A good fragrance is really a powerful cocktail of memories and emotions, and I am here to share few of them.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I've been living away from home since last 12 years now, and I don't get to visit home more than 15 days in an year. There are two fragrances which are still on my mind as clear as crystal.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>The Petrichor:</b> I was born in Rajasthan where it doesn't rain much and the earth is dry like hell more often, but when it rains on the dry earth, it smells like heaven. I miss that smell so much. Now, the place where I live now is a "It's raining all day" kinda place, so, no fine fragrance of the soil.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>My Mom's food:</b> There is no place on earth where you can have food better than your Mom's food. And it's not just about food, it's about how she earned it for us. I could smell her efforts, her love and affection in the food she cooked for us. The food was never fancy in those days of ours but it was always full of fragrances of my Mom's love.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">These are the two fragrances I miss the most and are too close to my heart.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">This post is a part of the Ambi Pur "Smelly to smiley" contest held on Indiblogger.</span></div>
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Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-48147982078708984482013-03-21T00:58:00.000+05:302015-01-06T18:58:01.681+05:30Rahul Gandhi decides to marry Kanimozhi to bring back DMK<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><b>New Delhi: </b>In a rather shocking event, Congress’ vice president, Rahul Gandhi has decided to marry DMK chief Karunanidhi’s daughter Kanimozhi to bring back DMK.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rahul Gandhi made up his mind after Karunanidhi pulled out of UPA earlier in the day today over Sri Lankan-Tamil issue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">“Enough is enough; I’ve had enough of taking orders from women. You don’t know how tough it is to live with 3 wives,” Karunanidhi said before pulling out of UPA.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Rahul Gandhi, who always wanted to make a point by doing something for the party since quite a long time now, grabbed the opportunity with both hands and is all set to marry Kanimozhi soon.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">“I accept that few days ago, I promised that I won’t marry ever. But we are politicians and we are well-known for not keeping our promises. Akhilesh Yadav is doing the same in UP since a year now,” Rahul Gandhi stated while talking to Faking News.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">“I am making this sacrifice for the <em>party-hit</em> obviously. I have to make sure about UPA’s stability as Mulayam Singh Yadav is also threatening us since last 3 years now,” Rahul Gandhi went on to add.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">“Yes, if Mulayam jee also pulls out, I’d probably have to marry Akhilesh too. But there is nothing wrong in that too as Karunanidhi jee also have 3 wives. Even science has proved that the people who marries thrice, lives longer,” Rahul Gandhi replied a question.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">“Even my mom came to my room last night, she had tears in her eyes when she said; Son, marriage is not poison, do it,” Rahul told Faking News.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">“We are ready for it. And FYI SRK would be dancing in the ceremony wearing his sunglasses for sure,” a name withheld source disclosed.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">“No no, Manmohan Jee won’t dance, he only likes to dance on Sonia madam’s tunes,” he replied to Faking News reporter.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Apparently, Karunanidhi has agreed for the marriage and accepted Rahul Gandhi’s proposal.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">“I was concerned about my daughter just like every other father. Rahul jee is the best my daughter can get. She is new and she is been involved in just one scam till now. Marrying to Rahul Jee will surely secure her future,” Karunanidhi said emotionally.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">“More importantly she’s been married twice only, after this we will be equal,” Karunanidhi said cheerfully.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">“Wow, this is great news. 3 mother-in-laws = big profit,” said Rober Vadhera.</span></div>
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Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-80985198186643585612012-12-25T23:20:00.001+05:302015-01-06T18:59:05.538+05:30Get your hair straighter than Sachin's straight drives. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Hey friends, here today, I am gonna give you some "Hair-Care" advice. Have a look at the 5 really great ways to get your hair straighter than Sachin's straight drive:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(1). Go to market, find a little accessory shop, look for a straight hair wig, but it. You just nailed it.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(2). Ever saw a "Road-roller", make it roll on your hair. Easy as hell.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(3). Tie up your hair against a train and run, well, it'll straight up your hair for a while.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(4). Well, next time hand them over to the laundry guy.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(5). Cut the crap, here is the best way http://www.sunsilk.com.au/expertise/best-hairstyle-is-as-straight-as-can-be.html, now, love your hair.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">This post is written for a contest "The straight hair experiment" by Sunsilk on Indilogger. </span></div>
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Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-81505708615245198362012-12-25T22:27:00.000+05:302015-01-06T18:59:26.578+05:30चीफ चयनकर्ता संदीप पाटिल के साथ टेढ़ी बात.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<strong>रिपोर्टरः</strong> तो आपने टीम का चयन कर लिया है टि२० सिरिज के लिये?<br />
<strong>संदीप पाटिलः</strong> जी हाँ, और बहुत बढ़िया यंग टेलेंट को मौका दिया है हमने।</div>
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<strong>रिपोर्टरः</strong> यंग टेलेंट? हमे तो सब वही पुराने चेहरे ही नजर आ रहे हैं?<br />
<strong>संदीप पाटिलः</strong> मत भुलिये हर टीम को “अनुभव” कि भी जरुरत होती है।</div>
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<strong>रिपोर्टरः</strong> हारने का “अनुभव” तो वैसे आपके हर खिलाडी को भरपुर है, फिर भी कौनसा यंग खिलाडी चुना है आपने?<br />
<strong>संदीप पाटिलः</strong> पियुष चावला, बेहतरीन यंग टेलेंट है.</div>
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<strong>रिपोर्टरः</strong> ये कौनसे ऐंगल से युवा खिलाडी है? ये तो तब से खेल रहा है जबसे कोलंबस ने भारत की खोज की है?<br />
<strong>संदीप पाटिलः</strong> उसी ऐंगल से जिससे राहुल गांधी युवा नेता है।</div>
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<strong>रिपोर्टरः</strong> ओके, ये बताइये कि बालाजी को किस खुशी मे चुना गया था?<br />
<strong>संदीप पाटि</strong>लः देखिये बालाजी को टीम मे इसलिये लिया गया था ताकि सिरीज में टीम को किसी कि नजर ना लगे वैसे अब वो काम अंबाती रायडु करेंगे।</div>
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<strong>रिपोर्टरः</strong> मनोज तिवारी से लोगों को काफी उमीदें थी, वो नही खेल रहे?<br />
<strong>संदीप पाटिलः</strong> देखिये, वो हमारी बैंच <em>Strength </em>थे, अब हमने वो महान बेंच निलामी के लिये रख दी है, आप चाहें तो हमारी साइट पे खरीद सकते हैं, सोविनीयर के तौर पर उसपे मनोज तिवारी के ओरिजीनल नितंब का निशान भी है।</div>
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<strong>रिपोर्टरः</strong> खराब प्रदर्शन के बावजुद रोहित शर्मा फिर से टीम में है, ऐैसा क्यों?<br />
<strong>संदीप पाटिलः</strong> रोहित बड़ा <em>Dedicated</em> खिलाडी है, उसने गेम के लिये <em>Gone in sixty seconds</em> के आँफर तक को ठोकर मार दी।</div>
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<strong>रिपोर्टरः</strong> सहवाग को टीम से निकालने के पीछे कोई खास कारण?<br />
<strong>संदीप पाटिलः</strong> गलत सवाल, पहली बात तो ये है कि वो निकाले नही गये हैं, दरअसल वो अनफिट हैं हमेशा कि तरह, वो जल्द ही अपने झड़े बाल फिर से उगाने के लिये अमरिका जा रहे हैं, इसी वजह से उनको आराम दिया गया है।</div>
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<strong>रिपोर्टरः</strong> वैसे <em>Relaxation</em> कि जरुरत तो कप्तान धोनी को है?<br />
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<strong>रिपोर्टरः</strong> ये नया लड़का भुवनेशवर कुमार कौनसे खेत कि मुली है?<br />
<strong>संदीप पाटिलः</strong> अरे नही नही, इसे खेलते हुऐ तो अभी तक हमने देखा नही है, वो तो उड़ीसा वाले काफी टाइम से बोल रहे हैं “हमारे <em>State</em> से किसी को नही लेते”, बस इसीलिये।</div>
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<strong>रिपोर्टरः</strong> पर ये तो उत्तरप्रदेश का है?<br />
<strong>संदीप पाटिलः</strong> हैँ? धत <em>Bhenchod</em>, फिर गलती हो गयी।</div>
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<strong>रिपोर्टरः</strong> <em>Control</em> सर, ये फैमिली शो है.<br />
<strong>संदीप पाटिलः</strong> सारी भाइ, सब साला कोहली कि संगत का असर है।</div>
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Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-37004943575970377302012-12-18T20:54:00.001+05:302015-01-06T19:00:34.432+05:30The logic behind Sheila Dikshit's logic.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(1).<strong> Swami Agnivesh</strong>: He can drink his own pee and eat his own shit.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(2). <strong>Rahul Gandhi</strong>: He can visit poor Dalit's houses and eat there for free.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(3). <strong>Lalu Prasad Yadav</strong>: He prefers provender over any other food, so he can easily join the herd. He even likes their company.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(5). <strong>Manmohan Singh</strong>: We don't know if this guy eats or not but we are damn sure that he will not open his mouth. So, it's free as long as science catch up.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">So, this was the logic behind Sheila Dikshit's statement. No matter whatever happening in Delhi, her last name has started making sense to us.....Sheila Dik-Shit.</span></div>
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Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-39217370201982303712012-12-15T21:32:00.001+05:302015-01-06T19:04:18.626+05:30The terrific err Traffic Policemen. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Hi again, It's been a long time since I've wrote something here but I am fuddled again so decided to write a post today. Meanwhile my life is going through a very tough phase, I've been cooking, doing dishes and hell lot of work at office. For the first time, my wife is not with me here and I am missing her a lot. Anyway, lets talk about the topic on which I am writing here.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;"><i>First let me tell you the definition of "Traffic Policeman"</i>:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Traffic Policeman: Only man who whistles on ladies and get paid afterwards.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Mostly these creatures are found on traffic signals and roads, most of the time asking for money. No, I am not talking about beggars.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Though the only difference between beggars on traffic signals and traffic policemen is that traffic policemen ask you for papers and then expect money, meanwhile beggars show you a paper and expect money.</span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Why they are an important part of our lives:</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">As we all know every Indians' day goes like this: Bread butter jam.......Traffic jam........& few alcoholic jam. So, traffic is an important part of our lives and so are the traffic policemen.</span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">They even inspires Indian cinema:</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Traffic Policemen are really popular people in India, even Salman Khan is playing a traffic policeman in Dabangg 2, have you heard that "Pandeyjee seeti bajayen on duty" song?</span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Sometime they make you feel you are home:</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">You know you are in India when you see "Two persons and a traffic cop" riding on a two wheeler.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Once in UP, a traffic policeman yelled loudly "Hey big guy, you cannot stand in the middle of the road like this". Late on he got beaten up by BSP's leaders. Poor fellow didn't realized that it was Mayawati's statue placed in the middle of the road.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Though we know not every Traffic Cop is corrupted and their job is very tough and stressful.</span></div>
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Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-67186645516578418232012-10-13T12:59:00.000+05:302015-01-06T19:06:07.531+05:30Khurshid found travelling in Disabled-Friendly coach. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Today morning our Law & Justice minister Mr. Salman Khurshid caught traveling in a disabled-friendly coach in a train with his wife Louis Khurshid. Reports are that the couple was traveling to New Delhi from their hometown Farrukhabad to inaugurate a nonprofitable organization (We can't call it TRUST for obvious reason) for Handicapped.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">But as we all know how good Salman is when it comes to (fake) documentation, he got the release orders in like minutes (Inside sources says that it was signed by Salman's wife Louis). Thank goodness that Salman is married to Louis and not to Rabri Devi, the railway police officer talked to our reporter. So we had to release them immediately. And he is the Law & Justice minister how can he go against Law or how can Law go against him, the inspector confirmed. </span></div>
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Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-36667126696612694792012-10-11T02:04:00.000+05:302015-01-06T19:07:48.183+05:30When Bigg Boss quits his job.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">It was all going great but Bigg Boss' sudden exit shocked everyone. Especially it's fans.</span></div>
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Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-42351183500371639212012-10-04T19:51:00.001+05:302015-01-06T19:11:28.807+05:30Eat yummy, forget tummy. <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Hi friends, it’s been a long time since I've wrote something here. It’s 2 am and I just realized that I don’t have any good topics in my mind to write a blog post. It distracted my sleep totally. So, I thought of giving it a try.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">So, today we will talk about “Weight Loss”. No, I am not gonna give you nice weight losing tips. Why this idea? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Because my wife is trying too hard to make me lose some weight nowadays. Here are some logics of her for what I should lose my weight:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(C) I don’t look good. (I said I’ll start hanging out with even more fatter guys).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(F) One can broke his/her arm while hugging me. And many more…</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">And here are some points related to the “Weight Loss” thingy, hope you guys will have fun reading them. </span></div>
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<b style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">(2). Shilpa Shetty</b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">: Well, another great yoga guru. I almost agreed on her, I even bought the CDs. I started exercising early in the morning or sometime late night too but then some legend told me that “Watching Shilpa’s erotic yoga and masturbating cannot help you lose weight, and the sperms are too light to make an impact on the whole body weight”.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">The other day my wife told me that from now on everything will be “Green” on your plate. And I was like “Green”? Yuck! I hate Pakistan, I hate South Africa, I hate Australia and I hate GREEN. But just to keep her happy I started drinking DIET Coke with cheese sandwiches. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">And the old saying is that “You are what you eat”, who wants to be YUCK by eating those diet food. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">In the end this Diet Chart thing is quite similar to the New Year Resolutions thingy, everyone prepares it with lot of excitement, follows it for one day………but the next day you are off of it. </span></div>
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<b style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">(4). Doctor</b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">: I even visited a doctor to consult this issue. He told me to eat a lot of “Sea-food”, so now whenever I “see food” I eat it. He also suggested that “Sex” is the greatest exercise but he kicked my ass out of the office when I asked him “Can you arrange?”</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">My wife almost killed me when I asked her a simple question “Shouldn't we call yawning a workout? I mean hands up in the air, legs spread and mouth open & shut is quite an exercise”.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">But as you know where there is a will there is a way, its 2:15 am and I am eating noodles and writing this crap. </span></div>
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<b style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">(8). Dance and Karate</b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">: Then someone suggested me to Dance everyday, but soon my neighbors sued me for Noise Pollution.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Now when nothing is working, my wife put a note on the refrigerator which reads “Service is closed due to heavy inflation”.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Hi friends, hard to believe that it's been an year since I started blogging. They say "13" is an unlucky number but it's been lucky for me. It's FuddledAndPuzzled's very 1st birthday. So I have to share it because a birthday is like Aamir Khan, comes only once an year. I wanted to do something special on it's birthday so first I had some vodka and now I am writing this cute little note. It's really been an awesome journey and here is why it's been awesome:</span></div>
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First a good Facebook friend of mine Raveena Chandan suggested me to start blogging, and I was thinking about it when another Facebook friend Jyoti Sharma also advised the same. They both wanted me to write more after some consistent wit making on an awesome platform called thewittyshit.com. Though I was not that confident about blogging, yet I thought to give it a try. And that is how I started. </div>
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The only motive behind writing this blog is that I love smiling and happy faces. To me life is all about happiness, no matter what the situation is. If I could make one people laugh in a day, my motive is fulfilled. </div>
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FuddledAndPuzzled was just perfect for me, this word Fuddled, I learned it in a bar named Rum Doodle.</div>
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How it went:</div>
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It took me some time to learn about blogging, before that I wrote some immature posts. So it wasn't a good start. But slowly I learned from geniuses like Harsh, Shubham and Soumya. And I started getting some readers, the fun started here. Now blogging is so much fun for me, not just writing, reading too. The important thing that it was so much fun writing those 30+ posts. </div>
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Few Awards:</div>
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Featured twice on thewittyshit's blog.</div>
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Featured thrice on Blogadda in a very short period.</div>
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Ranked 79 on Indiblogger.</div>
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The best moment was when I got a mail from a reader “It was a very exhausting day, but I just read your blog and I realized that life is fun, can't stop laughing".</div>
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(1). 32 WTF definitions.</div>
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Its a place where I feel good, I have fun, I laugh on my own jokes like an idiot. Its like a home where I can do whatever I like. I tried to write about everything here, from love to marriage, Cricket to Politics, Senseless humor to sensible stories and Hindi poems.</div>
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I know there is a lot to improve on, a lot to learn. And I am trying. </div>
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Thank you for making it special for me. </div>
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Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-64676503327905944452012-08-24T16:43:00.000+05:302012-08-24T16:43:43.924+05:30Dear stress, let's break up. <b>Hello friends, welcome again. It's Friday and I am on a leave. My right foot got injured and I went through a minor foot surgery just now. So, I can't walk for a week now. And I am already tired and bored of resting on the bed. So I decided to kill some time by writing some random shit. Here are some Bad-Vices and some witty notices. Hope you guys will have fun reading them.<br />
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(1). A loving Dad giving his son an awesome advice on his honeymoon trip with this note:<br />
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Dear Son, <br />
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Be safe, use condom, I don't want you to regret it the way I do.<br />
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Yours,<br />
Papa. <br />
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(2). Issued in Indian public interest:<br />
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Dear Indians,<br />
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Pay taxes regularly and help our country progress.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Swiss People.<br />
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(3). A short letter to Fair and Handsome:<br />
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Dear Fair And Handsome,<br />
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You suck.<br />
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By,<br />
Tall, dark and handsome.<br />
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(4). Some movie shit:<br />
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Dear Gadar,<br />
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You guys are so unpatriotic. Your hero yanked out a Lal Bahadur ruthlessly.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Peepli Live.<br />
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(5). Fair bit of treatment for our politicians:<br />
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Dear IQ of politicians,<br />
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Why you no grow like me.<br />
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Yours,<br />
Mehngai. <br />
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(7). Voice in the head of all the men:<br />
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Dear Women,<br />
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Let us talk too.<br />
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Love,<br />
Men.<br />
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(8). The only thing which can stop Ekta Kapoor:<br />
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Dear TV Serials,<br />
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The shit ends here, well hopefully.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
The Mayans.<br />
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(9). The only fan of Ekta:<br />
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Dear Ekta Kapoor,<br />
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Yes, Balaji rocks.<br />
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Yours,<br />
Laxmipati (The Cricketer). <br />
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(10). Opportunity for Rohit Sharma:<br />
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Dear Rohit Sharma, <br />
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Why you no join our team mate?<br />
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Love,<br />
Gone in 60 seconds team.<br />
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(11). The whisper guy:<br />
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Dear Rajeev Shukla,<br />
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Howdy brother?<br />
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Love,<br />
Dinosaurs. <br />
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(12). A request to India TV:<br />
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Dear India TV,<br />
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Feature me please.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
A Baba who can pull a train using just an eyebrow. <br />
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(13). The pissed off Lord:<br />
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Dear Akhilesh Yadav,<br />
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Look at your nose, God, this is so unfair.<br />
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Lord Voldemort. <br />
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(14). Thank you note to Rehman Malik:<br />
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Dear Rehman Malik,<br />
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Thank you, now we believe Pakistan is not a country of GUNS, its a country of GUNS and GOONS.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
The Planet Earth.<br />
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(15). The Facebook effect (side):<br />
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Dear Facebook,<br />
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Why you no let us FACE-BOOK.<br />
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Love,<br />
Students.<br />
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(16). The perfect game for Malinga:<br />
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Dear Malinga,<br />
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Why you no play with us?<br />
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Love,<br />
The Dart Players.<br />
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(17). The two most young person in the world:<br />
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Dear Shahid Afridi,<br />
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You are my elder brother, no matter how old or young you are.<br />
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Yours,<br />
Rahul Gandhi.<br />
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(18). Women vs Twitter:<br />
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Dear Twitter,<br />
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140 characters, you mad.<br />
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Sincerely,.\<br />
Women.<br />
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(19). Though of a married man:<br />
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Dear TV Remote,<br />
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I hope you are under the couch cushion or behind the bed.<br />
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Love,<br />
Married men. <br />
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(20). One for me:<br />
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Dear "You are what you eat",<br />
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You are funny, I don't remember eating anything so humorous. <br />
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You<br />
ME. <br />
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So this is it. Now the pain is getting worse so I am off to some sleep. Hopefully the jokes made you laugh. Thank You for reading. Have a great weekend ahead. :) </b>Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-62052295846691130652012-08-15T23:33:00.001+05:302012-08-16T01:35:51.214+05:30The perfect combos of Netas and Abhinetas. <b>Hi, welcome again. This is my 29th post. Can't believe I persisted on for this long. Anyway, The week went well. <br />
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We all turned patriotic once again on the Independence Day, Manmohan Singh spoke after a long long time. It was good to know that our PM can still talk.<br />
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Digvijay Singh passed some regular idiotic comments on Team Anna, Ramdev, RSS etc etc. Well, you don't learn to swear until you know Digvijay Singh. <br />
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Salman Khan's new movie "Ek The Tiger" released, all shows houseful,now I know how Congress wins every election, people who watch Salman Khan's movies vote for Congress. In simple words "We Indians like stupidity". Well, maybe Salman drinks a hell lot of Thums Up before shooting. And FYI after drinking Thums Up a human turns into a monkey. So, be careful. <br />
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So to hail the spirit of stupidity I thought of writing this, here I'll tell you which actor can play which politicians perfectly. It's a mind boggling stupid idea, I know. <br />
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Hope you guys will like it and feel good while reading it as I am feeling really good writing this. <br />
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(1). Tusshar Kapoor: This dude can play our very own PM Manmohan Singh to perfection. Because first of all, Tusshar is so good at not talking. Second, his face is as expressionless and pale as Manmohan Singh's. The only thing which give these guys a bit of a competition when it comes to expressions is "A sack full of potatoes". Another similarity is that Tusshar is a part of all the "Golmaals" that happened is last few years and so is Manmohan Singh. Lastly, Manmohan Singh's life and career totally depends on a woman (You know her), the same goes with Tusshar (Ekta, you know her too). <br />
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(2). Uday Chopra: I am sorry that I called this guy an actor. But he can certainly play our next PM (Most probably) Rahul Gandhi very well. Look, Uday Chopra is the son of the great Yash Chopra (One of the biggest names in Indian Cinema) whose accent is weird. On the other hand Rahul Gandhi is the son of the great Sonia Gandhi (Again, one of the biggest names in Indian Politics) whose accent is weird too. Uday blows everything his father serves him in the plate, Rahul Baba does the same. Remember all the flop films of Yashraj and UP elections. Rahul Gandhi wants a bigger role and Uday too. Uday's only popular dialogue is "MUMMY" from Dhoom and Rahul Gandhi's most popular dialogue is same too. So, in conclusion these guys have a lots of things common. Perfect combination.<br />
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(3). Abhishek Bachchan: Akhilesh Yadav, well yeah, the names sound similar. Akhilesh and Abhishek. Both are alive and in limelight because of their fathers' popularity. Ironically, Angry young man is popular for his soft nature and Mulayam is popular for his anger. Abhi and Akhi both trends on Twitter sometimes because of their wives. Abhi has a long list of flop films while Akhi has a long nose. Long story short, good combo.<br />
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(4). Rakhi Sawant: Our very own Sushma Swaraj. Rakhi and Sushma both can talk nonsense for like hours. Plus both are very good DANCERS. Ha! Flabbergasting, isn't it? !! <br />
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(5). Akshay Kumar: The one and only Lalu Yadav. Yes, the same Lalu who turns LOK-SABHA into a LOL-SABHA when starts talking. Anyway, Akshay and Lalu both think that they are the leads but they could have done a much better job if they were comedians. <br />
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(6). Poonam Pandey: The yog guru turned politician Baba Ramdev. Same clothing sense, same hairstyle, same belly. Both love walking naked and most of the time in the news because of effete controversies.<br />
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(7). Mithun Chakraborty: The newly appointed Pranab Mukherjee. Both are from Bengal, both's nickname is DADA. More importantly now after becoming the president Pranab Da's role in Indian Politics is as crucial as Mithun Da's role in D.I.D. is. <br />
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So, this is it. Though there are a lot more politicians and actors who are similar to each other. Like Sunny Deol and Nitin Gadkari (His name should be HAD-KARI or HAD-CURRY) as both have 2.5 kg hands. Or Jeetendra and N.D.Tiwari, both has the same thinking "I should have used a condom" and many more. <br />
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Hope you guys had fun reading this. Do tell your views. Thank you :) </b>Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-84174269391139848582012-08-13T00:00:00.004+05:302012-08-13T00:19:06.911+05:30Love marriage vs arranged marriage.So we are here to debate about “Love marriage and arranged marriage”. Though I am against all kinds of marriages because I am a married guy myself but still I think Arranged Marriages are better. There are a few reasons behind why I like arranged marriages:<br />
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(1). Coz mine is a love marriage.<br />
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(2). Coz in arranged marriage you have someone to put the blame on. <br />
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(3). Coz the fights and the arguments starts when you totally know each other. And in arranged marriage it takes a lot of time.<br />
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(4). Coz it is more adventurous, exciting and surprising than the love marriages. <br />
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How exciting it would be to meet a totally unknown person who has no expectations from you. Both will try to impress each other which will make their lives more exciting and fun. Ah! This thought is tempting. <br />
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There are few reasons why I don’t like Love Marriages:<br />
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(1). More often love marriages proceeds like this:<br />
We are made for each other.<br />
We are mad for each other.<br />
We are maid for each other. <br />
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(2). Marriages are made in heaven, but love marriages are made in Chinese Heaven. Never lasts longer.<br />
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(3). When you first fall in love you pretend to be a superhero to impress him/her. After marriage when they know the real you (because you don’t have to impress him/her anymore), big disappointment.<br />
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(4). When you screw up your love marriage there is nowhere you can find a shoulder to cry on. Plus your parents will scold you for not listening to them. <br />
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So these are the reasons why I prefer arranged marriage more than love marriage. Hope you enjoyed reading it. To know more about it, check this page <b><a href="http://www.facebook.com/LoveYaArrange">Love Marriage Ya Arranged Marriage</a>. </b><br />
Thanks.Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-66294520149709130702012-08-05T23:38:00.001+05:302012-08-06T00:37:45.297+05:30पडोसन की बेटीHi friends, Blogging is fun now, it makes me feel good about myself, so here I am again. Today I am trying something really different, as legend said a good writer is one who can write anything so I tried to show a little versatility here. Though I don't want to become a professional (I can't actually), I write for fun, it's fun for me and I hope it is fun for the readers too. So here is a poem and that too in Hindi (Sorry for the grammatical errors I made there as this is my first time), hope you guys will like it. <br />
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<b>आज सुबह जो खिडकी से बाहर झाँक के देखा तो,<br />
पडोस के घर मे आयी नयी पडोसन की बेटी रेखा को,<br />
अपने कोमल हाथों से कर रही थी अपने बालों को Brush,<br />
बस इक ही झलक मे बन गयी थी वो मेरा पहला Crush,<br />
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उनके दिदार जो हुए तो दिल से आह निकली, आखोँ से वाह निकली,<br />
कुछ और भी कहीं से निकला था, शायद उदर से जहरीली हवा निकली,<br />
Early morning coffee ने शायद कर दिया था शुरू अपना असर,<br />
बेचैन अपने दिल को समझाके जा बैठा मैं अपनी toilet seat पर,<br />
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Hot seat पे बैठते ही चँचल मन मेरा कळपनाओं की उडान भरने लगा,<br />
खयालों में ही सही मै रेखा जी से जी भर के romance करने लगा,<br />
सपना तब टुटा जब पेट में कुछ तहलका सा महसुस हुआ,<br />
थोडी सी कशमकश के बाद बडा हळका सा महसुस हुआ,<br />
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खुराफाती भेजे मे बस एक ही सवाल था कि कैसे उसे पटाऊँ,<br />
किस Topic पर बात करूँ कैसे अपना Impression जमाऊँ,<br />
फिर सोचा कि कयुं ना उनहे इक Love Letter लिख डालुं,<br />
Internet से चुरायी गजलोँ के दम पे ही उनसे हाँ भरवालुं,<br />
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उसे निकलता देख मैं भी नहा धो के अपने कायॆलय के लिये निकला,<br />
आगे आगे हिरनी की तरह चल रही थी वो तभी उसका पाँव फिसला,<br />
मैं Hollywood के Hero की तरह लपका और उसे अपनी बाहों मे थाम लिया था,<br />
वो तो Bike के Horn ने जगाया और पता चला की मैं तो सपना देख रिया था,<br />
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सपना जो टुटा तो देखा की वो किसी Handsome नौजवान के साथ निकल चुकी थी काफी दुर,<br />
मैं अभागा ताकता ही रह गया, जाते जाते कर गयी वो मेरे दिल को चकनाचुर,<br />
शाम को लौटा तो माँ ने बताया कि रेखा जी तो हैं शादीशुदा,<br />
और बस युं ही दो Love Birds मिलने से पहले ही हो गये जुदा,<br />
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मन बडा उदास था, जैसे एन.डि.तिवारी का अधेड उम़ मे बाप बनने से हुआ था,<br />
मैं गहरे कुंअे मे गिरे लोटे सा, और ये जालिम जगत जैसे कोइ गहरा कुंआ था,<br />
चेहरे की रंगत उतर गयी जैसे मनमोहन की उतरती है सोनिया के डाँटने के बाद,<br />
लिख रहा हुं ये सब इसिलिये कि शायद दिल का बोझ उतर जाये बाँटने के बाद,<br />
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पँचम दा की मधुर धुन मे, इसी उधेडबुन मे, मैं चादर ओढ़ के सो गया था,<br />
नींद ना आयी रात भर, करवटें बदलते बदलते ही उजाला हो गया था,<br />
फिर खिडकी से बाहर झाँक के देखा तो पडोसन की छोटी बेटी मीना जुळफें संवार रही थी,<br />
अंतरमन का ठरकी फिर से जागा, फिर से दिल कि गंगा जोरों से उछालें मार रही थी,<br />
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मेरे दिल के तार झंक़त हो उठे, मन मयुर नाच उठा,<br />
पृभु कामदेव को याद कर, खुद को निहारा मैने काच उठा,<br />
सोचा बाल कम हैं तो कया, यही तो आजकल का Fashion है,<br />
इस Trend को वो ना समझी तो कह देंगे भैया Recession है,<br />
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इन प़ेममयी विचारों को लिये हमने फिर खिडकी से बाहर नजर दौडायी,<br />
वो ना जाने कहाँ छुप गयी थी, नजर आया उसका पहलवान भाई,<br />
मन मे भय एैसा जागा, जैसे राहुल बाबा को देख किसी गरिब दलित में जागता है,<br />
मैं उठ के एैसा भागा, जैसे Tom को देख कर के Jerry भागता है!!</b><br />
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Thank you for reading. Do tell your views about this post. :)Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com0Dhumbarahi Dhumbarahi27.722121 85.341795tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-79569514583799599322012-07-30T08:21:00.000+05:302012-07-30T08:21:31.630+05:30WTF Newspaper Headlines.Hi everyone, this week was a really happening one for India. Lots of things happened, few good few bad. Like India went to London for Olympics 2012 with 81 team members and 836 officials. A mysterious woman wearing red ruined the Indian walk on the ground. Inside sources says that she was Suresh Kalmadi after sex change operation, sounds true as he was the most desperate to go for the Olympics. Manmohan Singh condemned the Guwahati molestation victim, such an easy job he have.<br />
So here, I tried to summarize this week's hot news.<br />
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<b>Newspaper headlines of the previous week:<i></i></b><br />
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<b>(1). N.D. Tiwari bane adalat me papa, kaha desh ke liye KAAM karta rahunga.<br />
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(2). DTC killing 10 persons a month in New Delhi, let's resolve to do better.<br />
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(3). PM asked to broke his silence by the opposition, “No comments" he said.<br />
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(4). Rahul Gandhi wants to play a bigger role after blowing UP elections for Congress. <br />
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(5). Karunanidhi said his life is full of darkness, looked sad in his new goggles.<br />
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(6). Rohit Sharma is appointed as the new brand ambassador of "Gone In Sixty Seconds".<br />
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(7). Pranab Mukherjee won after getting 69% votes, politicians caught watching porn again.<br />
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(8). The dark knight Rises, so did the petrol prices in India.<br />
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(9). Tushaar Kapoor broke a record, Jeetendra is looking for his collection of Jagjeet Singh's gajhals.<br />
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(10). Congress to spent $300M to advertise lack of funds.<br />
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(11). Samsung to launch special smart tvs for deaf, 2000W power booster speakers inclusion for the first time in the world of TVs.<br />
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(12). Raja Bhaiya in jail again, this time for inspection. <br />
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(13). Saif Ali Khan saved a Star Fish from drowning, bade aaram se.<br />
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(14). CBI finally located the dead body of Bhanwari Devi, it's in a graveyard they says.<br />
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(15). Man died after committing suicide. <br />
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(16). Police confirmed, Talwar's fingerprint matched with the armless suspect.<br />
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(17). High Court rejected Suresh Kalmadi's petition for Olympics 2012, peaceful opening ceremony at London.<br />
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(18). Farmer help snake bite victim. <br />
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(19). Security guard robbed at night. <br />
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(20). Rahul Gandhi flies to UP to start his Pad-Yatra.<br />
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(21). Steve Jobs killed Abhishek bachchan in heaven when bragged about idea's heavenly apps.<br />
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(22). Tiger Woods denied to play with someone else's balls.<br />
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(23). Poet died after reading his own poem.<br />
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(24). Zuckerberg tweeted “I love Facebook".<br />
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(25). Student in coma after teacher's lecture.<br />
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(26). Blind man claims he saw an alien and a Kingfisher airways' plane flying in the sky.<br />
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(27). Cameraman involved in shooting at Mumbai says the Mumbai Police.<br />
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(28). Enormous fight between divorced husband and wife.<br />
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(29). POP appeals to prostitutes in Bangkok. <br />
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(30). Shahid kapoor won best female actor at Iifa.<br />
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(31). Indians beat Srilankans, Kumar Sangakkara fractured his arm. <br />
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(32). Chidambaram caught common man eating Ice-cream. Congress to protest against common men.<br />
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I'll end it here as 32 is my favorite number. Hope you had fun reading this. Thank you :)Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-68699970550368070352012-07-24T23:11:00.000+05:302012-07-24T23:11:00.450+05:30The problems with alcohol.Hello, welcome to <b>FuddledAndPuzzled<i></i></b>, I guess you all know why I chose this title. It kinda describes me. Talking about me, well, my every morning (Not every actually) starts with a "I'll quit drinking from today" in my head on my bed.<br />
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Alcohol is not a solvent for sure but it helps you forget the problem, that might sound like a solution but that isn't actually. Some might think that boozing makes life fun and enjoyable. But no, life and mangoes are kinda same my dear friends, if you want to enjoy it completely you'll have to get your hands dirty.<br />
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We also have a misconception about it that a drunk person never lie, but it's wrong, the first lie he start with is "No, I am totally fine" and then "Oh!! I can drive" and "Don't worry guys, I got your back". He keeps going on and on. <br />
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Alcohol is injurious to health as we all know, it's even written on every bottle of it. Though I feel that writing "Alcohol is injurious to health" on those bottles is quite similar to Pamela Anderson wearing a t-shirt with a "Don't stare at these" written on it. <br />
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Alcohol can even kill someone, just yesterday my friend got hit by a full bottle of it and almost died. <br />
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So, it is injurious to health, but I am gonna tell you how alcohol is more than injurious for your health, here are some of the reasons. Hope you guys will have a fun ride reading them, enjoy & cheers. <br />
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<i>Consumption of alcohol:<b></b></i><br />
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<b>(1) May lead you to believe that you are the best dancer dancing in the party.<br />
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(2) May lead you to believe that the hot girl sitting next to you in a bar is as high as you are and it's the perfect time to ask her out.<br />
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(3) May lead you to believe that even after a full bottle of vodka you are walking perfectly and acting handsomely normal.<br />
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(4) May lead you to believe that you are much more stronger than the bouncer.<br />
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(5) May lead you to believe that you are in love with the person accompanying you even if you hate him.<br />
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(6) May lead you to believe that you can sing better than the lead singer of the band playing in the bar.<br />
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(7) May lead you to believe that everyone around you are morons. And you should tell them that.<br />
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(8) May lead you to believe that you are not talking in the same way Javed Akhtar does.<br />
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(9) May lead you to believe that you are not shouting, you are just whispering it in the ear of your lovely friend.<br />
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(10) May lead you to believe that you didn't smacked the table, the table jumped from it's ground And smacked your hand.<br />
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(11) May lead you to believe that your female partner is totally enjoying your company and is not checking anyone else out.<br />
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(12) May lead you to believe that the jokes you are cracking are hilarious and the people not laughing on them are drunk ass.<br />
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(13) May lead you to believe that you can do better tricks than the bartender.<br />
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(14) May lead you to believe that your crush is dying for you to text her at 3am.<br />
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(15) May lead you to believe that the person you are making fun of is not behind you listening to you.<br />
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(16) May lead you to believe that you can seduce any girl just by touching her at her private parts.<br />
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(17) May lead you to believe that you can beat up 20 people at once.<br />
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(18) May lead you to believe that everyone else is just acting stupid because they are high.<br />
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(19) May lead you to believe that you are actually eating from your own plate.<br />
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(20) May lead you to believe that you can throw the used napkins straight into the dustbin which is 100 meters away.<br />
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(21) May lead you to believe that the woman you just smashed against just wanted to touch you because you are hot.<br />
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(22) May lead you to believe that you are rich enough to buy everyone an expensive drink.<br />
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(23) May lead you to believe that if you enter in the ladies toilet all the women inside will make love to you.<br />
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(24) May lead you to believe that the English you are speaking is as perfect as William Shekspere's.<br />
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(25) May lead you to believe that your life story is extra emotional and interesting so that everyone should stop talking and start listening to it.<br />
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And last but not the least:<br />
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May lead you to believe that the blog you just wrote is awesome and people are dying to read it. <br />
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So that's it, hope you liked the post. Don't drink and drive, better drive then drink and sleep right there. Thank you for reading. wish you a good day ahead. :)Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-27481843063684551162012-07-22T00:07:00.002+05:302012-07-22T07:33:02.811+05:30The Reality Show-ed.Hello friends, I am fuddled again and today I am quite high. So for the first time I am trying to write something sensible. It's a story an that too an emotional one. Though I am unaware about the proper ways of story telling but I want to give it a try. So here it is: <br />
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"Tomorrow is the grand finale of the competition" Kabir was thinking. It was his big chance to make it large and worth living. He had this dream since he was a little kid and now the day has arrived. He was excited but nervous too at the same time. He already had his practice session with the music director provided by the production house of the show. <br />
He decided to take a quick nap before rehearsal again just to relax a bit. He started thinking about the life which was awaiting for him. "I am going to be rich and all my dreams will come true after tomorrow" and this thought just stimulated him.<br />
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He was jaunting in this land of dreams, suddenly Ashmita, the other finalist, his only opponent and the only obstacle in the way of his success entered in his room. <br />
Kabir had a secret crush on her since they first met at the show. He loved her passion for singing. They were both in the spotlight since the show began so slowly slowly as they got to know each other they became good friends. Kabir never told her about his secret feelings for the sake of the friendship and he was bit low on confidence. He belonged to a typical Indian middle class family, a father unable to work, a young sister and a complaining mother. On the other hand Ashmita belonged to a wealthy family. She was pretty, confident and a talented girl, so Kabir somewhere in his head had this thing that "I am not good enough for her, she will never chose me".<br />
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Ashmita broke the silence of the room as she said "Excited? Han Kabir?".<br />
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Kabir was kinda surprised to see her in his room this so he had to act normal but he did well and replied quite calmly "Yep, but a bit nervous too, how about you?"<br />
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Ashmita: Yeah, but I am more of a nervous than excited.<br />
Kabir: How? This was your dream? <br />
Ashmita: Yes, but I know I am gonna lose tomorrow. <br />
Kabir: Be optimistic, you are a good singer, don't ruin it please. <br />
Ashmita: Seriously, I know you will win, everyone knows you are a better singer than me. I am here in the finale because of public voting which my family managed. Now it all depends on me. <br />
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Her eyes were full of tears while she was saying this, she continued: And I know you will sing better than me and you will win. My dream will shatter and I'll have to go back and live the typical "GIRLY" life. My father gave me this last opportunity to perform on a platform like this, if I don't succeed this time I'll have to marry his friend's son. I was too stupid to accept papa's terms and conditions. Now she was crying literally. <br />
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Kabir was in a shock, he always seen Ashmita as a confident happy go lucky kinda girl but this was new for him. He finally decided to tell her about his family's conditions, like how it was his last chance too to fulfill his dream. <br />
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But she refused to understand, But you are a guy Kabir, there is a difference. You won't understand Kabir. I know I will never achieve what I wanted in life. And I know it's totally my fault. I was feeling devastated in my room and I had to share it with someone. Sorry, if I disturbed you, I didn't mean to.<br />
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She was about to leave the room. <br />
"No no, it's okay. And please stop crying and don't feel bad. You will win" Kabir said with a fake smile on his face.<br />
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All night he was thinking about this incident, he couldn't sleep a minute. But at the end of the day he had something in his head which made him happy. <br />
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THE FINALE:<br />
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This was it, the judges called both the contestants on the stage. Both looked at each other. Ashmita stll looked deplorable, Kabir was smiling. <br />
It was Ashmita's chance to sing first, Kabir went to the backstage. Ashmita sang well, all three judges were happy with her performance but they thought it was not as good as they expected. <br />
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Now it was Kabir's turn, he came on to the stage but refused to sing. Everyone was stunned there. All the judges, hosts and production people tried to convince him but he was stuck to his decision. <br />
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In the end they announced Ashmita as the winner of the show, because Kabir's sudden and unexpected back off. <br />
Ashmita was so happy when she hold that big trophy and a check of 5 million. Kabir was also happy because somewhere in his head he knew "I also won something today, something even more bigger than my dreams". <br />
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In the evening when they were about to leave for their homes Kabir decided to express his feelings about her, he thought this would be the perfect time to propose her. When Ashmita was in her room and receiving a lot of congratulation calls from her friends and family, Kabir slowly walked into her room. <br />
After a few minutes when she hung the phone, Kabir proposed her, he was on his knees and with all the courage he had, he said "Would you like to date me ma'am?".<br />
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Ashmita seemed prepared for it, she reacted immediately and replied "But I don't date LOSERS".<br />
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Stun silence, but broken soon by Ashmita's phone. Kabir was now leaving her room exhausted, destroyed and out of emotions. He heard her for the last time, she was talking on the phone "Yes my love, I WON".Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-81834282921093645062012-07-17T00:32:00.000+05:302012-07-17T00:32:29.416+05:30TV vs Biwi.<b>Hi, welcome again. I know you saw the title and you were like "Oh damn, same old shit". But its not like that, the idea is old but I am gonna try and make something new out of it. Most importantly TV and Biwi are very precious parts of my life so I had to write about it. So, here I am. Hope you guys will have fun reading it. <br />
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Here are the few differences between TV and Biwi:<br />
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<b>(1). TVs are available in SMART versions too.<br />
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(2). TV has a mute button. <br />
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(3). You can have sex with another woman in-front of your TV. <br />
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(4). When it comes to TVs, the FLAT ones are better than the curvy ones. <br />
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(5). Staring at TV relaxes you. While the later scares you. <br />
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(6). You can listen to the TV without getting pissed off. <br />
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(7). You can control a TV with a remote control while your wife can control you without using anything. <br />
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(8). Your TV never bitch about you to your neighbor's TV. <br />
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(9). There are exchange offers available on TVs.<br />
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(10). Well, you can turn on and turn off a TV anytime you want. <br />
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So this is my list of top 10 differences. Hope you liked it. Thank you for reading. :)</b>Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-21893081980269246292012-06-18T00:22:00.001+05:302012-06-28T22:50:05.308+05:30The Idiot Box is idiot.Hi, welcome again, It was a kinda busy and exhausted week for me, worked really hard at office yet argued with the boss so many times. I lamentably carried the office stress to home too which made it even worse. But now its weekend time and I want to press the F5 key of my life’s keyboard. So, I thought why not write a post as writing always makes you feel easy, comfy and happy (Unless you are writing in an exam hall.), so here I am, I’ve been watching TV a lot (especially after 10pm) in last few days because my wife stopped talking (It doesn't feel as good as it seems) to me after that “Office stress bomb exploded at home” incident. <br />
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Though we fight (Me and my wife) a lot over TV issues, just another day she asked me "Hey, What's on the TV?" and I said: "<b>Dust</b>" which you didn't cleaned properly and an <b>alarm clock</b> which still rings at 6PM for no particular reasons.<br />
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Because of all these petty fights I almost cried in my office one day when One of my colleagues asked me "What do you prefer to watch on TV, Sports Center or Desperate Housewives?" and I had to answer it with a "Well buddy, I prefer Sports Center but I watch Desperate Housewives". <br />
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This idiot box called TV influence people in a bad way nowadays, yes, that's what the so called EXPERIENCED and SIR KNOWS-A-LOT says. One such person once asked me "What is your views about <b>sex on TV</b>?" and he got very angry when I replied "Didn't tried it yet, though I've an experience of <b>sex on dining table</b>, it was pretty good". <br />
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<b>Enough of gabbling I guess, so here we go, straight to the point:<i></i></b> <br />
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An enormous amount of TV shows goes on air everyday. Most of them are really annoying. This is what I’ve observed from the Idiot Box or the Box every Idiot stare at.<br />
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(1). <b>CID & Comedy Circus</b>: The biggest crime in the world is to call CID a crime show and Comedy Circus a comedy show. Solution is that both should switch the titles.<br />
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(2). <b>Jhalak Dikhlaja</b>: Well, if Jayasuriya is participating then “Jhalak Dikhlaja” is not an appropriate title for the show.<br />
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(3). <b>Roadies</b>: A show where losers (Eliminated Contestants) decide the winner.<br />
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(4). <b>Splitsvilla</b>: Girl contestants= Not pretty + Too dumb = Pretty dumb.<br />
Boy contestants= All I can say is that all the boys are beautiful. <br />
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(5). And then this one guy asked me “What is the difference between MasterChef and Indian Idol?” and I said “MasterChef me sirf contestant PAKATE hain,judge nahi.”<br />
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(6). <b>Sansani</b>: Show presented by a guy who has a pony tail but have no tale to tell. Confusing? Yep, that’s what the show is all about.<br />
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(7). And yes, on Star World in every serial (Almost) there is a lead character who is always “Drunk, hungry and horny”. For example Charlie Harper, Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin. Meanwhile on Star Plus every lead character is always “Sad, lonely and Screwed”.<br />
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(8). <b>Dance India Dance</b>: I strongly feel that the kid dancers should respect Mithun Da a little more and should call him “DadaJee” instead of just “Dada”. <br />
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(10). <b>KBC</b>: This show is about your GK and a bit about your luck. You can win big money if you are lucky and talented. But the height of bad luck is: when you go to KBC and you use a lifeline called "Audience Poll" and then you look around and find out that "All the ex contestants of Roadies are in audience".<br />
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(11). <b>Sa-Re-Ga-Ma-Pa</b>: Another talent hunt show where contestants fight for the title and the judges fight for ……err……TRP maybe.<br />
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(13). <b>Indian Idol</b>: The title really suits one of the judges very much. For Anu Malik it had been a nice journey from: Idol >> I-Dull >>> Idle.<br />
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(14). <b>Coffee With Karan</b>: It’s a nice chat show actually called Coffee With Karan where people want to be Cocky with Karan. And FYI the greatest film critic Taran Adarsh is also shooting for a talk show based on the same theme. The title of the show is “<b>Toffee With Taran</b>”.<br />
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(15).<b>Every show on LifeOk</b>: Ironically the channel’s name is <b>LIFE OK<b></b></b>. Wth!!<br />
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(16). <b>Satyamev Jayate<b></b></b>: Epic effort by <b>Aamir Khan<i></i></b>. Spreading awareness a lot, especially for our politicians, so they watch it every Sunday and then they pass a bill or make a law every Monday.<br />
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(17). <b>Emotional Atyachar</b>: One advice: You are too ugly to have such rich and smart companion. So know this fact “It’s a <b>TRAP</b> knucklehead”.<br />
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(18).<b>Every daily soap on Indian television</b>: The characters, they never get old, they just get more annoying day by day.<br />
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(19). <b>Sach Ka Saamna</b>: No, facing the truth is not that tough but facing the host Rajeev Khandelwal’s acting is quite a challenge. <br />
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(20).<b> Jersey Shore</b>: Last thing they can feature on this show is “Porn”. The very reason people stopped watching FTV Midnight Hot.<br />
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(21). <b>Two and a half men</b>: Man1= Charlie Harper. Man2 = Berta. Half man = Jake. Alan Harper = Forever alone. (I know its lame but this one is my favorite show, couldn’t control myself). <br />
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(22). <b>Bigg Boss</b>: I wonder why the production house spend so much and work so hard to find “Rapists, Dacoits, Porn Lovers, Unsuccessful Actors, Thieves, Dhongi Babas, Liars, Cheaters and thugs”, when they can easily find them all under one roof .<b>Our parliament</b>. It could save their time and money both.<br />
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(23). <b>Bade Acche Lagte hain</b>: Wasn't surprised to see <b>Ram Kapoor</b> playing the main role in this serial.<br />
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So, don’t watch TV too much, give some time to your life too. <b>Turn it off and live</b>. Hope you enjoyed the post and it made you laugh a bit. Thank you for reading. Take care. :)Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-81626592135168808262012-06-15T00:35:00.000+05:302015-01-07T06:08:22.694+05:30My nominations for president.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Hi, so the latest thing which is making news is this President thingy in India. Though Pratibha Patil has been so great as the president of India and she did her job quite perfectly. For example she congratulated all the Indian sportsperson who won something in their fields. She condemned every tragedy happened in this country strongly. Though that's Manmohan's job but still she played a handy supportive role. although Pratibha's only pratibha was to make tea. But yet she went to almost 35 foreign tours for nothing, she spend taxpayers' money like it was her Grandpa's death gift to her and she preached twice a year. And that's all we expect from a president in India. She is India's first woman president and she followed the mantra very well "Why should boys have all the fun" and SHE HAD A LOTS OF FUN. But as we all know it's time she leave and let someone else have some fun.</span></div>
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So now when we need a new president, every politician is recommending some names for the job. Till now there are almost 50 people in the race for president's post. And its quite confusing for the people of India. "Why don't they discuss it properly and chose one capable person for the job?" Everyone is murmuring this question nowadays, well welcome to India. All this drama is happening so I decided to join in with my nomination list. People who made it in my list are really capable and suitable persons for this job. Have a look.</div>
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(1). Sachin Tendulkar: At least he will not ask for a retire home. </div>
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(2). Rahul Gandhi: This guy is so good at Pad-Yatras, so he can visit all the countries walking. Savings for country. </div>
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(3). Manmohan Singh: Dumb enough for the job, and his silence will make sense if he gets appointed as our president. </div>
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(4). Pranab Mukherjee: India will be relieved from his annoying accent. Well, almost.</div>
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(5). P. Chidambaram: Just because his dressing style is quite similar to the recent president Pratibha Patil. </div>
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(6).Swami Nityanada: All the politicians will stop watching porn in assembly instead they will visit the president house more frequently. </div>
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(7). Ajmal Kasab: Him having biryani will not be shocking for us Indians. </div>
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(8). S.M.Krishana: While visiting all the foreign countries he'd be able watch more Tennis matches wasting taxpayers money. And that will be great for the sport. </div>
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(9). Poonam Pandey: Hopefully, she will stop uploading her naked pictures, less embarrassment for us while surfing Internet. </div>
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(10). N.D.Tiwari: Perfect for the job. Oh wait! He likes different kind of jobs. Hand-Jobs, blow-Jobs etc etc. </div>
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(11). Simmi Grewal: There in only one reason. To become the president of India, you need to be very very old. (There are 5 men in the running for the post of President of India. The youngest is 75 and their combined age 392). And Simmi is one woman who welcomed Adam and Eve. </div>
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(12). Ashish Nehra: Again quite similar to the recent president, ruins it all at the very end. </div>
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(13). Ranbir Kapoor: He is experienced, earlier he was the president of Happy Club. </div>
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(14). My maid: She also cooks very nice tea bhai. So why not?.</div>
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(15). Arnab Goswami: People will stop complaining about "Why the president remains silent all the time?".</div>
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(16). Anu Mallik: He is Idle. And that's what we need.</div>
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(17). Suresh Kalmadi: He is also very good at organizing TEA PARTIES. He even did it in jail.</div>
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(18). Sharad Pawar: He could make a great president just like Vladimir Putin, only difference is that Putin have black belt and Pawar have black money. </div>
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And yeah I am also very suitable person for this job as I am really very good at doing nothing. </div>
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Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-88632979092055914522012-06-09T01:50:00.009+05:302015-01-07T06:20:33.029+05:30One Facebook friend.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">So, its Friday night again and I update my blog on Friday nights most of the time. I like to Fry your brains on Fridays. Ha!! I am a very lazy person so I won't greet you with 'Good Morning' or 'Good Evening'. Another reason because I don't greet people with 'Good Morning" is that I strongly believe that 'Good Morning' is an oxymoron. But we are not here to talk about Mornings and all. We are here to talk about Facebook friends. As we all know friends are very important ingredients in the dish called LIFE. Same theory goes with the imaginary but lovable Facebook friends of ours.<br />
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<br />Enough, I've blabbed a lot already. I've observed one thing while killing time on Facebook that we all have this one friend :<br />
<br />(1). Who suddenly appears from nowhere when a Girl updates something. Makes a nice comment, wait for the girl's reply all night long, likes the girl's reply (Which usually looks like this = :))and then thank her for the affirmative reply. <br />
<br />(2). Who wishes you on your birthday by spamming your wall with something which looks like this “HBD”. Next thing you expect from such people is “Gimme $10 and I will wish you birthday properly, gimme 20 and I will dedicate a whole status to you!!”. Extra charges for Poems.<br />
<br />(3). Changes his/her DP thrice in the daytime and then switch back to the usual one (The only good picture S/he got in all his/her life) later in the evening. <br />
<br />(4). Who is 24*7 online, if you have posted something good, this guy will like it in like 10 seconds. If S/He doesn’t like it , know this fact “Your post is not good enough”. You can call them Units of measures. Plus if you don't see such guys online for 3,4 consecutive hours, you should call them and check whether they are alive or not. Because these friends goes offline only because of two reasons (a) They are dead. (b) Their internet is dead.<br />
<br />(5). Who tells you everyday the same thing “My exams are going on and I don’t know which book I need to buy, I don’t know what to do”. Well, first you need to get rid of this FACEBOOK, go study and if you can’t do that then do one thing GO BITE A DOG. I'm sure that will help. Though next day S/he will upload a picture of him/her biting a DOG. <br /><br />
(6). Who uploads pictures of his/her childhood. For obvious reasons. Even I was cute when I was THREE. <br /></span><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">(7). Who updates Song Lyrics as status updates, Well yes, when I read your statuses I feel like dancing.</span><br />
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<br />(8). Who tags you in pictures of “Eminem, Sunrise, Sunset, Flowers, Birthday Cakes, Cats, Dogs and the worst His/Her self-clicked own face’s pictures”. And you are like "Where I am in this picture?"......Look carefully, you are right there, beneath Eminem's penis. <br /><br />
(9). Who always screw your posts by commenting some sentimental shit.<br /><br />
(10). Who screws your movie plans by posting “Kahani was awesome, and the way Vidya killed her husband was just brilliant”. 5 out of 5 stars. Well, thank you Taran Adarsh. <br /><br />
(11). Who is on Facebook just to answer random questions like “Which letter your name starts with?, What’s your zodiac sign? What the hell is wrong with you? How many eyes do you have?”. And your TL is full of ABC answered this nonsense question with a YES.<br /><br />(12). Who is like God, you are never sure about his/her existence.<br />
<br />(13).Who sends you App/Game requests, doesn’t matter how many time you ignore those requests, they just keep coming. These people are mostly Tweeter Celebs. There is not much to do on the Twitter. Simple.<br />
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<br />(15). Who is totally FAKE and you know it. But still you never delete him/her. Because everything is e-legal on the Internet. <br />
<br />(16). Who updates enormous amount of statuses in a day, and you are like "Dude, give yourself a break or at least give us a break".<br />
<br />(17). Who likes his/her own posts, even though its like fantasizing yourself while masturbating. <br />
<br />(18). Who spam your wall just to attain some traffic on his blog.:P <br />
<br />(19). Who always shows up with >> ??????? and the voice in your head whispers "Careful, Sheldon is awake now".<br />
<br />(20). Who wakes up at 5 am everyday and posts “Good Morning Guys”. After reading this all the chickens wake up and starts chirruping.<br />
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(2). Meeeeee!!<br />
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So this was my list, though I think there are many more types but it's 2 am and I am feeling sleepy. So, thank you for reading and have a good weekend ahead. :) </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(4).<b> Lakme Colorful Eye Shadow</b>: Scare your man with style.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(5). <b>Britannia Fruit Cake</b>: Melts in your mouth & keeps you hungry.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(6).<b> Nivia Underarm Spray</b>: Keeps you fresh but kills people in local trains.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(7).<b> Apple I-Pad</b>: Buy it……Show it….Prof-it.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(8). <b>Spice Mobiles</b>: Price: Cheap……Performance: Cheaper.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(10).<b> Tata Sky</b>: Isko laga daala, toh niklega diwala. Pay more get less.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(11). <b>Pizza Hut</b>: We are the answer of “What kinda food they serve in hell?”.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(12). <b>Clinic Plus</b>: Trust us if you want more hairs in your daal. Adding flavors forever. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(13). <b>Cycle Agarbatti</b>: Burning your curtains since 2004.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(14).<b> Air India</b>: Down to earth.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(15). <b>Lays</b>: Bada packet chota dhamaka.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(16). <b>Kingfisher Beer</b>: Fly high with us.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(17). <b>Kingfisher airlines</b>: Fly high….Err.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(18). <b>LG Mobiles</b>: Frustrating people.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(19). <b>Amul Ice-cream</b>: The waste of India.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(20).<b> Limka</b>: Somebody please drink me.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(21). <b>Dairy Milk</b>: Kuch mehnga ho jaaye.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(22). <b>Dettol</b>: Doesn’t kill the important 1% viruses which make you sick.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(23). <b>Durian Furniture</b>: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(24). <b>Dominos</b>: You are drunk and we are still open unlike MCD.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(25). <b>Spice Jet</b>: On your mark, get set, find a seat. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(26). <b>Bajaj Pulsar</b>: You can’t even think of a full tank. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(27). <b>Bajaj Allianz</b>: Say Allianz with our agents who look like aliens.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(28). <b>LIC</b>: Insuring frustration, thanks to our valuable agents.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(29). <b>Godrej</b>: Are you sure? You don’t wanna buy Whirlpool?.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(30). <b>Virgin Mobiles</b>: Well, not fucked yet.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(31). <b>Apple</b>: You are holding the old one.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(32).<b> BMW</b>: Yes, you can’t afford it. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(33).<b> Idea</b>: An Idea can change your life……..and this is not a pleasant statement.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(34). <b>Shaadi.com</b>: Trust us or if you already did then visit our another venture www.divorce.com.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(35). <b>Sandhi Sudha</b>: Heals your knee pain, gives you headache.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(36). <b>Axe</b>: Even angels will fall………and go into a coma because of the smell.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(37).<b> KFC</b>: We too love chickens, they are delicious. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(38). <b>Toyota</b>: Moving forward.....but if you push a little harder we will move forward faster. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(40). <b>Indian Oil</b>: Whoa!! We were not expecting you.</span></div>
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Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com6Kathmandu 44600, Nepal27.7 85.33333330000004927.6590235 85.286298300000055 27.7409765 85.380368300000043tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-42582408971608500012012-05-26T01:00:00.002+05:302015-01-07T06:15:42.165+05:30Autobiography of a Rogi by Manmohan Singh.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Manmohan Singh is India's 13th Prime Minister and we all know how <i>UNLUCKY </i>this number 13 is. </div>
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He studied Economics at the Cambridge university and after that at the Oxford. This has been a great journey for him from Economics to CON (As it was a con played on us when Sonia appointed him as our PM and declined the post herself) and COMICS (As jokes made on him are more popular than himself). Even his party's name is CONgress. </div>
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The thing I like the most about Manmohan Singh is that he is very much like us. I mean he is like a middle class man.. Not allowed to talk much, always worried about the budget and most importantly always fearful of WOMEN. First Sonia then Jayalalitha (Don't get excited Shakti Kapoor it's Lalitha not Lolita) and now Mamta Banerjee. </div>
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People says that he is a puppet who can't do anything on his own will (And still there is a MAN in his name). You were right William Shakespeare "What is in the name?". Though I don't think we can compare him to puppets, puppets are far more expressive.</div>
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So Manmohan Singh was born in Punjab on 26th of September, sources says that he didn't cried at all when he took birth. The doctor smacked on his ass but still he didn't gave any response. Since then he is like that only. </div>
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At first Manmohan Singh wanted to become an actor but then there was the release of Alam-Ara (First sound film of India) and that was not his forte so he dropped the idea. </div>
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After that finally he decided to join politics. Because I think politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary. So he became the PM of India, all thanks to Sonia Gandhi. I think Sonia gave him this opportunity because Manmohan is a true Gandhi's monkey. All three in one. Doesn't see, doesn't listen and doesn't talk at all. </div>
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Meanwhile he also joined Facebook but soon he quit because he asked Mark Zuckerberg to replace the "Comment" button with a "Helpless" button. And Mark disagreed. Sad story. </div>
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He made some sensational statements like "I don't have a magic wand". When asked about immense inflation issue? </div>
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Once he got irritated by all the jokes made on him and said on national TV that "I am not a Lame-Duck Pm". </div>
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A lots of scam happened under his Government like 2G, 3G, CWG and many more but the only G he was concentrating on was "Madam G". </div>
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When asked about the "Black Money" issue, he said "We are educated people, we are respected politicians, we are not RACIST....White Money: We love it, Black Money: We love it more.</div>
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Manmohan Singh also loves Gadgets but he don't like Apple's Iphone 4S, because he can't use the most popular application in it called "Siri". Audio commands and all.</div>
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After noticing his great work, One fine day Manmohan got a call from the famous museum of London "Madame Tussauds", they wanted his figure to stand tall in the museum, so they asked him to stand in the museum for the rest of his life. Why waste wax? They said. Isn't it a great achievement.</div>
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I like Manmohan Singh a lot for his humble nature, just like Atal Bihari Vajpayee or I must say even better than Atal Bihari. Vajpayee jee = 100 words a day. Manmohan = 100 words an year. </div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">There is always a hero in every house of ours, and in my house it's my Mom. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I will always keep trying to make her feel proud but more than that she had already made me feel proud. I am so grateful to God that he send someone better than himself as my Mom. All I can do is salute her bravery. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">She had a very painful and terrible life but she always managed to face whatever came her way with a smile on her face. That's what I like the most about her & that's what inspires me more than anything. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Terrible painful life because she born in a very poor family where she started working when she was just 6 years old and she studied a bit on her own. Though her dream was to study more and become a Doctor but as we know "Some dreams die as dreams only". </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">But that was not it. She got married in a poor family at the age of 14. My grandma was a typical Indian saas who crossed every possible limit of cruelty later on. After my grandma's death things became a little easier and comfortable for her. My father was doing well at his work. But that didn't lasted any longer. My father died because of cancer.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">After this everyone including my mom's parents, her brothers advised her to get married again because they knew it's gonna be very hard to raise 3 kids for a "Not so educated" single woman in this wild world. But she refused and she decided to fight with the world all alone. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">She didn't just raised us, she provided us every good thing she possibly could. Good education, I am doing good now, my sister had finished her MSC and my younger brother is studying CA. I've seen her working 20 hours a day for all this, for the sake of her kids. She never ever let us feel that we don't have a father. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">I don't just love her I worship her. Though I've taken over all her responsibilities now but she is still the boss of the house and she always will be. I lived a dream once that I will give her everything she dreamed of one day. I am happy that I am succeeding in that. Though I still feel she deserves more. Everything I have or I am gonna have, I owe to that superwoman. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">As we all know that a Mother is someone who gives you a shoulder to cry on whenever you feel sad, and a father is someone who gives you a shoulder to rise above all. But my mother is a superwoman she gave me both. I have no more words to describe how grateful I am to her and how much I owe her. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Here is a poem which I wrote for her long back:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Pyaari si hai woh …masoom si …kuch alag sa ehsaas hai ,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Dur hai mujhse abhi …par lagta hai har pal mere paas hai ,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Yaad bahut aati hai mujhe….har waqt usse milne ki pyas hai,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Meri maa…….meri duniya………….mere liye kuch khaas hai ,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Muskurati hai mere muskurane se …main roun to hoti udaas hai,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Suni si hai zindagi uske bina…….bas wohi toh jeene ki aas hai,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Ek dis saari khushiyan de dunga usko…bas usi din ki talaash hai,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Meri maa ….meri duniya ……..mere liye kuch khaas hai ,</span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Wo bholi si muskan….. woh sari ka aanchal</span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Wo dantna ..fir manana …deke ek khilona,</span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Wo mithi si lori…. woh raja rani ki kahani,</span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Wo khane ka swaad … wo baaten suhani,</span></i></div>
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Anil Sharmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02538797435092487051noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1386309361186260806.post-50017938934696143592012-05-12T16:54:00.004+05:302015-01-07T06:13:21.511+05:3010 Great Things About IPL.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Well IPL is in news since a very long time now, for some it's a daily dose of fun and for some it's a torture. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">For housewives it's a "Serial Killer". As it kills all the serials which get featured after 7Pm. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">The teams have some funny theme songs like "Duniya Hila De" of Mumbai Indians, well from now on if any earthquake hit the world you know whom to blame for it. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">And another funny thing is how the franchise chose their team, I mean what Shilpa Shetty have to do with Rajasthan?, maybe her father's uncle's neighbor's father-in-laws were originally from Rajasthan. One more thing "Why they call it King's eleven when it's not SRK's team?". :P</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Well jokes part, IPL is actually a great concept because of these 10 reasons given below:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(1). <b>Platform for young cricketers:</b> IPL is really very great for young cricketers. They get to play with international stars and they gain some valuable experience which help them in their future. Youngsters like Ganguly, Dravid, Badrinath, Ramesh Powar, Amit Mishra, Munaf Patel and Ashish Nehra can really prove their point to the world here only on IPL.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(2). <b>Spirit of Cricket:</b> It's a good platform for increasing the level of the Sport Spirit in our players. All cricket playing nations' play as a team here. So our players becomes friends with other nation's players (Like Kohli and Gayle) and start fighting with their own teammates (Like Bhajji and Sreesanth). Just because of IPL Bhajji solved his issue with the Monkey Symonds and slapped Sreesanth and abused other Indian players, isn't that great?.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">(3). </span><b style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Everybody gets an award:</b><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> Yes it's really cool about IPL. They give away a lot of awards after every match which is great to encourage more people about Cricket. They have some really cool categories like: Best Catch, Best Run Out, Highest Number Of Sixes, Longest Six, Best Single taken by a batsman, Best take by a wicket keeper, Biggest ass of a cheerleader, Best Abuse used in the match, Best Slap and many more.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(4).<b>Commentators:</b> It's another bright part of the IPL, poeple like Navjot Sidhu and Danny Morrison who don't get work anywhere else are the premiums here. Sometime I feel that people who listen to these guys need to get paid instead of these "Sirs talks a lot". </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(A). <b>Ravi Shastri:</b> This guy speaks faster than a tracer bullet.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(B). <b>Harsha Bhogle:</b> This guy speaks wiser than Mr. Oscar Wilde.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(C). <b>Ramiz Raja:</b> This guy speaks better double meanings than Shakti Kapoor.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(D).<b> Danny Morrison:</b> This guy speaks better English than Chris Gayle. Irphan Pathan is Orphan Pathan for him. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(E). <b>Navjot Sidhu:</b> This guy speaks, oh wait! this guy just SPEAKS. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(5).<b>Colorful Atmosphere:</b> IPL is really colorful, specially the teams' jerseys. For example CSK's jersey is more yellower than MDH turmeric powder and KKR's jersey is more golden than Bappi Lahiri's body. Though because of such horrendous combination of colors you have to adjust the contrast and the brightness of your TV every 5 minutes while watching the match.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(6). <b>Grand Opening Ceremony:</b> Yeah!! Where else you could see Salman Khan dancing on Bodyguard's title track? (Except every TV channel). Where else you could see Katy Perry performing? (Though no one wants to watch her). Where else you could see SRK wearing those weird than Karunanidhi's goggles at night? ( Except every KKR match).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(7). <b>Culture of India:</b> Well yes, when our culture has been let down by our own so called modern people, we call them pseudos, IPL is setting an example about how great our culture is. There are teams from every region of India and that makes it a great stage to show a bit of the great Indian culture. From next season they are trying to add few more team to show more of India. Like Rohtak Rockstars, Darbhanga's Dramebaaz, Haryana Rapestars, Gurgaon's Gud-Gobars, Kashmir Blasters and Jhumari Tallaiya's Superstars. People like KRK are interested in buying these teams as they are very rich according to themselves only.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(8).<b> Lessons for youth:</b> Franchise like Malya, SRK, Preity Zinta and Gayatri Reddy are setting great examples for the youth of the country. Now youth want to drink like Vijay Malya, smoke like SRK and do sexual activities like Preity Zinta in public. Though Gayatri Reddy is very innocent, she stand up and clap for a Deccan Chargers' boundary even when they need 68 runs from 2 balls to win the game. People call it great spirit I call it stupidity.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(9). <b>Politics:</b> As we all know that politics plays a great role in Indian cricket, but things have changed now, now cricketers are all set to play a big role in politics. Thanks to Sachin Tendulkar. Likes of Rajiv Shukla (This guy is a precious member of BCCI ever since Vasco Da Gama searched this country called India) and Sharad Pawar (This guy wanted twists in his life got twist on his face) are always there to cheer people up.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">(10).<b> Great for Family Get Together:</b> As they show in their Ads that it's good for family hangouts and that makes our relation stronger with our family. Yes, that's surely more than true. You can go to the stadium and watch a game of cricket, meanwhile your wife can stare at SRK, your father at Shilpa Shetty, you mother at Vijay Malya, your brother at Gayatri Reddy and your pet at Subrata Roy. Later on you all can fight over this.</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">PJ Time: IPL is like our Syllabus, NEVER ENDING.</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">So now you know how IPL is a great venture for all of us. Keep watching and keep rolling.</span></div>
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