The perfect combos of Netas and Abhinetas.

Hi, welcome again. This is my 29th post. Can't believe I persisted on for this long. Anyway, The week went well.

We all turned patriotic once again on the Independence Day, Manmohan Singh spoke after a long long time. It was good to know that our PM can still talk.

Digvijay Singh passed some regular idiotic comments on Team Anna, Ramdev, RSS etc etc. Well, you don't learn to swear until you know Digvijay Singh.

Salman Khan's new movie "Ek The Tiger" released, all shows houseful,now I know how Congress wins every election, people who watch Salman Khan's movies vote for Congress. In simple words "We Indians like stupidity". Well, maybe Salman drinks a hell lot of Thums Up before shooting. And FYI after drinking Thums Up a human turns into a monkey. So, be careful.

So to hail the spirit of stupidity I thought of writing this, here I'll tell you which actor can play which politicians perfectly. It's a mind boggling stupid idea, I know.





Hope you guys will like it and feel good while reading it as I am feeling really good writing this.


(1). Tusshar Kapoor: This dude can play our very own PM Manmohan Singh to perfection. Because first of all, Tusshar is so good at not talking. Second, his face is as expressionless and pale as Manmohan Singh's. The only thing which give these guys a bit of a competition when it comes to expressions is "A sack full of potatoes". Another similarity is that Tusshar is a part of all the "Golmaals" that happened is last few years and so is Manmohan Singh. Lastly, Manmohan Singh's life and career totally depends on a woman (You know her), the same goes with Tusshar (Ekta, you know her too).


(2). Uday Chopra: I am sorry that I called this guy an actor. But he can certainly play our next PM (Most probably) Rahul Gandhi very well. Look, Uday Chopra is the son of the great Yash Chopra (One of the biggest names in Indian Cinema) whose accent is weird. On the other hand Rahul Gandhi is the son of the great Sonia Gandhi (Again, one of the biggest names in Indian Politics) whose accent is weird too. Uday blows everything his father serves him in the plate, Rahul Baba does the same. Remember all the flop films of Yashraj and UP elections. Rahul Gandhi wants a bigger role and Uday too. Uday's only popular dialogue is "MUMMY" from Dhoom and Rahul Gandhi's most popular dialogue is same too. So, in conclusion these guys have a lots of things common. Perfect combination.



(3). Abhishek Bachchan: Akhilesh Yadav, well yeah, the names sound similar. Akhilesh and Abhishek. Both are alive and in limelight because of their fathers' popularity. Ironically, Angry young man is popular for his soft nature and Mulayam is popular for his anger. Abhi and Akhi both trends on Twitter sometimes because of their wives. Abhi has a long list of flop films while Akhi has a long nose. Long story short, good combo.



(4). Rakhi Sawant: Our very own Sushma Swaraj. Rakhi and Sushma both can talk nonsense for like hours. Plus both are very good DANCERS. Ha! Flabbergasting, isn't it? !!



(5). Akshay Kumar: The one and only Lalu Yadav. Yes, the same Lalu who turns LOK-SABHA into a LOL-SABHA when starts talking. Anyway, Akshay and Lalu both think that they are the leads but they could have done a much better job if they were comedians.



(6). Poonam Pandey: The yog guru turned politician Baba Ramdev. Same clothing sense, same hairstyle, same belly. Both love walking naked and most of the time in the news because of effete controversies.


(7). Mithun Chakraborty: The newly appointed Pranab Mukherjee. Both are from Bengal, both's nickname is DADA. More importantly now after becoming the president Pranab Da's role in Indian Politics is as crucial as Mithun Da's role in D.I.D. is.



So, this is it. Though there are a lot more politicians and actors who are similar to each other. Like Sunny Deol and Nitin Gadkari (His name should be HAD-KARI or HAD-CURRY) as both have 2.5 kg hands. Or Jeetendra and N.D.Tiwari, both has the same thinking "I should have used a condom" and many more.

Hope you guys had fun reading this. Do tell your views. Thank you :)