Dear stress, let's break up.

Hello friends, welcome again. It's Friday and I am on a leave. My right foot got injured and I went through a minor foot surgery just now. So, I can't walk for a week now. And I am already tired and bored of resting on the bed. So I decided to kill some time by writing some random shit. Here are some Bad-Vices and some witty notices. Hope you guys will have fun reading them.









(1). A loving Dad giving his son an awesome advice on his honeymoon trip with this note:


Dear Son,

Be safe, use condom, I don't want you to regret it the way I do.

Yours,
Papa.




(2). Issued in Indian public interest:


Dear Indians,

Pay taxes regularly and help our country progress.

Sincerely,
Swiss People.



(3). A short letter to Fair and Handsome:


Dear Fair And Handsome,

You suck.

By,
Tall, dark and handsome.



(4). Some movie shit:


Dear Gadar,

You guys are so unpatriotic. Your hero yanked out a Lal Bahadur ruthlessly.

Sincerely,
Peepli Live.



(5). Fair bit of treatment for our politicians:


Dear IQ of politicians,

Why you no grow like me.

Yours,
Mehngai.



(7). Voice in the head of all the men:


Dear Women,

Let us talk too.

Love,
Men.



(8). The only thing which can stop Ekta Kapoor:


Dear TV Serials,

The shit ends here, well hopefully.

Sincerely,
The Mayans.



(9). The only fan of Ekta:


Dear Ekta Kapoor,

Yes, Balaji rocks.

Yours,
Laxmipati (The Cricketer).



(10). Opportunity for Rohit Sharma:


Dear Rohit Sharma,

Why you no join our team mate?

Love,
Gone in 60 seconds team.



(11). The whisper guy:


Dear Rajeev Shukla,

Howdy brother?

Love,
Dinosaurs.



(12). A request to India TV:


Dear India TV,

Feature me please.

Sincerely,
A Baba who can pull a train using just an eyebrow.



(13). The pissed off Lord:


Dear Akhilesh Yadav,

Look at your nose, God, this is so unfair.

Lord Voldemort.



(14). Thank you note to Rehman Malik:


Dear Rehman Malik,

Thank you, now we believe Pakistan is not a country of GUNS, its a country of GUNS and GOONS.

Sincerely,
The Planet Earth.



(15). The Facebook effect (side):


Dear Facebook,

Why you no let us FACE-BOOK.

Love,
Students.



(16). The perfect game for Malinga:


Dear Malinga,

Why you no play with us?

Love,
The Dart Players.



(17). The two most young person in the world:


Dear Shahid Afridi,

You are my elder brother, no matter how old or young you are.

Yours,
Rahul Gandhi.



(18). Women vs Twitter:


Dear Twitter,

140 characters, you mad.

Sincerely,.\
Women.



(19). Though of a married man:


Dear TV Remote,

I hope you are under the couch cushion or behind the bed.

Love,
Married men.



(20). One for me:


Dear "You are what you eat",

You are funny, I don't remember eating anything so humorous.

You
ME.



So this is it. Now the pain is getting worse so I am off to some sleep. Hopefully the jokes made you laugh. Thank You for reading. Have a great weekend ahead. :)