Autobiography of a Rogi by Manmohan Singh.

This post is totally dedicated to our honorable PM Mr. Manmohan Singh. 

Manmohan Singh is India's 13th Prime Minister and we all know how UNLUCKY this number 13 is. 

He studied Economics at the Cambridge university and after that at the Oxford. This has been a great journey for him from Economics to CON (As it was a con played on us when Sonia appointed him as our PM and declined the post herself) and COMICS (As jokes made on him are more popular than himself). Even his party's name is CONgress. 

The thing I like the most about Manmohan Singh is that he is very much like us. I mean he is like a middle class man.. Not allowed to talk much, always worried about the budget and most importantly always fearful of WOMEN. First Sonia then Jayalalitha (Don't get excited Shakti Kapoor it's Lalitha not Lolita) and now Mamta Banerjee. 

People says that he is a puppet who can't do anything on his own will (And still there is a MAN in his name). You were right William Shakespeare "What is in the name?". Though I don't think we can compare him to puppets, puppets are far more expressive.

So Manmohan Singh was born in Punjab on 26th of September, sources says that he didn't cried at all when he took birth. The doctor smacked on his ass but still he didn't gave any response. Since then he is like that only. 

That's why the World's shortest joke is = Manmohan Respond.

At first Manmohan Singh wanted to become an actor but then there was the release of Alam-Ara (First sound film of India) and that was not his forte so he dropped the idea. 

Then he got inspired from the great painter Laonardo Da Vinci and drew a super popular 

painting called "Maun-Lisa".

After that finally he decided to join politics. Because I think politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary. So he became the PM of India, all thanks to Sonia Gandhi. I think Sonia gave him this opportunity because Manmohan is a true Gandhi's monkey. All three in one. Doesn't see, doesn't listen and doesn't talk at all. 

Meanwhile he also joined Facebook but soon he quit because he asked Mark Zuckerberg to replace the "Comment" button with a "Helpless" button. And Mark disagreed. Sad story. 

He made some sensational statements like "I don't have a magic wand". When asked about immense inflation issue? 

Well I think even if someone give him a magic wand, all he will do with it is "Nose Scratching".

Once he got irritated by all the jokes made on him and said on national TV that "I am not a Lame-Duck Pm". 

Ducks' association of India protested against it and said "We are not Manmohan Singh too".

A lots of scam happened under his Government like 2G, 3G, CWG and many more but the only G he was concentrating on was "Madam G". 

When asked about the "Black Money" issue, he said "We are educated people, we are respected politicians, we are not RACIST....White Money: We love it, Black Money: We love it more.

Manmohan Singh also loves Gadgets but he don't like Apple's Iphone 4S, because he can't use the most popular application in it called "Siri". Audio commands and all.

After noticing his great work, One fine day Manmohan got a call from the famous museum of London "Madame Tussauds", they wanted his figure to stand tall in the museum, so they asked him to stand in the museum for the rest of his life. Why waste wax? They said. Isn't it a great achievement.

I like Manmohan Singh a lot for his humble nature, just like Atal Bihari Vajpayee or I must say even better than Atal Bihari. Vajpayee jee = 100 words a day. Manmohan = 100 words an year. 

So, I guess this is it, all I can say to him is : Thank you sir for being so good at "Condemning People".