20 Things a Doctor should never say in an operation theater.

(1). Hmmm, looks like me and my wife exchanged our specs, but anyway as Elvis said "The show must go on".

(2). Now where the fuck is the page no:3 of this operation manual.

(3). Oh God, this hangover from last night is killing me.

(4). Ummm, this is the liver and that's the kidney, but what the HECK IS THIS RED THING?

(5). Do you want to pray? Nothing is in our hand as you know.

(6). Shoo shoo black dog, gimme that piece back that's not your dinner moron.

(7). Hey nurse Rosey, you are looking quite HOT today.

(8). WHAT? India lost again, Damn I feel like smashing something.

(9). Oh Gosh, not again, now where is my ballpen?

(10). If I finish this really fast, I might get to watch today's episode of "How I met your mother".

(11). Who spilled RoohAfja on the floor, han?

(12). Yesterday it was my son's birthday, do you want to see how he cut the cake?.

(13). Dammit man, one should never buy a Chinese equipment.

(14). Is this your first time too?

(15). Turn off the AC, my hands are trembling.

(16). Aha!! This remind me that I don't have non veg in my lunch box today.

(17). The last time I cut something was my daughter's internet connection. Sadly.

(18). Wish me luck guys, come on!!

(19). Today a cat crossed my way but I don't believe in such stuffs.

(20). No worries, the legend said "Failure is the first step of success".