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Anna Hazare: Free KFC meal coupons. Need I say more?
Manmohan Singh: An I-phone 4S, because he will not be able to access the most important and useful application "Siri", audio commands and all.
Om Puri: A bottle of Vodka, because we already know that "Sare neta chor, anpadh aur gadhe hain", no fun hearing that again and again. You know.
Poonam Pandey: Clothes. Huh, she doesn't like them. According to her publicity and clothes don't go well together.
Veena Malik: Anything without an ISI mark, because she herself is an ISI marked maal or item. As you feel comfortable.
Mayawati: A laughing buddhha, because when she laughs she actually look like one.
Asif Ali Zardari: 3 Nights stay in Islamabad. Poor guy....First was a leader of paralyzed Govt. and now got a paralyzed face. Pity!!
Barack Obama: Fair And Handsome, because the only reason he can be remembered by the Americans in future is that he is the first black president.
Rahul Gandhi: Diapers, because main Janardan Dwivedi aur Digvijay Singh ki naukri chinte hue nahi dekh sakta. So softhearted guy I am, Gosh!!
Anil Kapoor: Hair Remover Cream, because he already hired a gardener for that.
Osama Bin Laden: Umm, oh this guy is dead, I feel sorry for Digvijay Singh. :(
Lalu Yadav: A place in Comedy Circus, because his stand up comedy is working well in the circus oops Parliament, silly me.
Mahesh Bhatt: Itch Guard, because Itch Guard already declared if it's for Bhatt saheb then I SURRENDER.
Priyanka Chopra & Angelina Jolie: Lipstick, because a paint brush and Nerolac paint is doing great work.
Uday Chopra: A movie. Because he is doing a good job as the CEO of YTF entertainment sorry YRF (What's wrong with my keyboard today). Okay okay in simple words "Tusshar Kapoor give us enough headache, no need of Uday, Chunky and all".
Rajinikanth: Nothing, he is the one who give all those things to Santa.
Shahrukh Khan: A counting chart, because he is learning it from his movies' titles... Ra.One...Don 2.....3 Idiots. Oops sorry, 3 Idiots was Amir Khan's movie and it was a blockbuster, sorry SRGay.
And last but not the least: ME: Socks and Shocks (While decorating the tree). Please NO!!
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