UP Elections 2012.

Okay, straight to the point:

(1). Choosing a good leader between Rahul Gandhi, Mayawati & Uma Bharati is like choosing a good actor between Uday Chopra, Tusshar Kapoor & Mimoh Chakraborty.

(2). I guess the only way UP's people can choose their leader is by doing a kiddish game "Akkad Bakkad Bambey Bow".

(3). BJP's conditions in UP reminds me of Indian Cricket Team's conditions in Australia. 

(4). Thank God, Nitin Gadkari never visits our house and stays for dinner. ~Dalits from UP. 

(5). They should put Rahul Gandhi & Mayawati together in the show called "Love 2 hate you". 

(6). The people who come to listen to Rahul Gandhi's speeches are the one who watches "Steal You Girlfriend". 

(7). Meanwhile Nitin Gadkari was roaming in UP, some Govt. official came and covered him up. 

(8). Mayawati & Rahul Gandhi are quite similar to Lady Gaga & Justin Bieber. One secretly having a penis and one is a woman in a man's body. 

(9). Hey anyone noticed Mulayam Singh Yadav there? No, Okay. 

(10). Mulayam Singh yadav is like a traffic policeman in a town of Bihar. Nobody notices him. 

(11). They should change it's name to DOWN from UP now. 

(12). Rahul said "Don't vote for BJP because Uma Bharati is an outsider (She is from MP actually)".LOL, he himself is from Italy and UP is in India, I guess.

(13). Meanwhile BJP is still collecting fund to build a Nitin Gadkari's statue. 

(14). In the meantime Rahul went to Rajghat and said "Hey, Daddu". Mahatma replied "Hatt Fuddu".

(15). Which Ice cream Mulayam Singh Yadav likes the most? Softy. 

(16). In the plane: Air hostess: Sir, which seat would you like to have? ... Rahul: Amethi. Please. 

(17). Important message for the people of Amethi: Poonam Pandey to bare it all if Rahul Gandhi loses in Amethi. 

(18). My guess: I think Behen Jee will win this time again and I am not talking about Rahul's behen jee. 

(19). And yes if you think you are good for nothing then go grab a ticket from BJP. 

(20). Team Anna campaigning against Congress in UP. Yeah, right now that's the only Indian Team which is getting some success. 

(21). Sasuri Mayawati is going good. Oops, sorry. They call her Sushree Mayawati not Sasuri. 

(22). Elephant statues covered by EC: Nope, I don't think these are covered elephants' statues.

THE END.

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