32 WTF Definitions.

(1). Stapler: An amazing device which runs out of staple pins exactly when you need it the most.


(2). Refrigerator: Something always empty when you open it and always full when your unwanted guest does.


(3). TV Remote: Very reason husband and wife fights for.


(4). Office PC: Minesweeper game player.


(5). Cellphone: Best invention for pain killer manufacturers, gives you headache more often.


(6). Chargers: Second on your "Bag Pack" list after toothbrush. Still there are 99% chances of you forgetting it.


(7). Personal Diary: Something you update twice in your lifetime, (1) The day you buy it. (2) The day you find it in the garage. Almost after a year or so.


(8). School Notebooks: For awesome cartoons check the last page.


(9). Calculator: Device which confirms that you suck at math.


(10). Calender: Your milkman's account book.


(11). Sex: What comes after five. No, I am not sydlexic.


(12). Dating: The other reason why you look like an Eskimo.


(13). TV Serials: God's way to tell you that life is not short at all.


(14). Cricket: The only sport Indian Cricket Team is bad at.


(15). Knife: When your wife's mouth get tired. The second weapon.


(16). Dick: An inspiration behind Polo Mint Candy's ad. Keeps asking "Where is the hole?".


(17). Breasts or B**B: At what a baby and baby's father keep staring with hungry eyes.


(18). Car: The second thing a guy want to ride. For Dhoom fans THIRD.


(19). Boss: Some creature who have 8 eyes, 8 ears and no heart.


(20). Microsoft: Mulayam Singh Yadav's little son.


(21). Committee: A bunch of people doing everything except what they suppose to do.


(22). Gas Station: Place where people keep looking for toilets more than petrol.


(23). Barber: A boring guy who have no new topics to talk about except "Mehngai".


(24). Traffic Policemen: The only people who whistles on ladies and get paid afterwards.


(25). Arguments: Husband wife conversations.


(26). Sober People: Those who talk stupid without having alcohol.



(27). Break Up: Happens a little after Boy's boss fire him.



(28). Doctor: Ones who get the payments even if they fail.



(29).Salesman: The pleasant rapist. A guy who can convince his wife that "Shopping can make her look fat".


(30). Cultural Activity: A hotel room with no TV.


(31). Big Guy: Elder brother of your crush.


(32). Haha: A lame joke cracked by your boss.