When these celebs went to the auditions of "Veena Ka Vivah".

Rahul Gandhi: Hey Baby, don't you know bal vivah is illegal in India. Jao mommy ko bolo complan pilaye. Shouts loudly: ADULTS ONLY PLEASE.



Vijay Malya: No no sir, the process is the other way around, first you have to marry her and then only you can plan Honeymoon sex and all.



Govinda: Triple ride is also illegal in India sir. P.S.: Please stop making movies now, don't make us kill ourselves.



Sky: Rakshabandhan pe aana bhai.



Sunny Leone: Use the backside door please. Light camera action.



Kamran Akmal: Sorry to say sir but you are not suppose to catch these balls.



N.D.Tiwari: FHM is not "Fuck Her Man" sir.



Parthiv Patel: Balika Vadhu's set is third from the right side.



Ashmit Patel: Is there anything remaining you are still curious about?. No, Okay go.



Mohd. Asif: Veena shouts from inside: No No No, he has a big ................. ego.



Manmohan Singh: Dude, she wants a puppy not a puppet. Manmohan walks off silently.



Rajniti Singh: Veena yells again : Ye nahi ye nahi, iski fadne me badi mastery hai.



Sachin Tendulkar: Why you sir? Sachin: What to do mate, Anjali keeps asking me for Sau-Ton.



Justin Bieber: Guy calls Veena and asks "Are you lesbian?" Veena: NO, ask Asif and Ashmit if you don't believe me", Guy: Okay. Next Please.



Harbhajan Singh: No no sir, wrong place you are at, no vacancies here.



Sidhartha Malya: One more time you blink that eye and I will smash your head. Told ya "I AM NOT THAT KIND OF A GUY".



Arnab Goswami: But ...But....But.....FUCK OFF.



Ravi Ashwin: Police police police, RUN.| Ashwin: But why?| Guy: Because Sunny Leone is here.| Everyone ran off only Ashwin got caught.