Reality Reports.

(1)    Laloo Prasad Yadav to take part in “Comedy Circus” as a contestant, he will take part in the upcoming new version titles "Comedy Circus ka naya Chor", there is still confusion about his partner, at first producers thought about Lalu jee’s wife and former Chief Minister of Bihar “Rabri Devi” but she was unable to sign on the agreement form so they dumped the idea. Laloo jee even insist for being a judge of the show but the regular judges who themselves are very well known celebreties disagreed. Brother of Salman Khan (Sorry, I don’t know his name) and Archana Puran(i) Singh (People often call her “Laughing Budhhi”) explained their disagreement by saying that “If Lalu jee will become a judge then who will watch us”. Producer Vipul Shah told the reporters that “Comedy” is lalu jee’s forte and we all know where he works “Circus”. So we thought he will be a great choice for the sake of the show. Laloo jee is quite confident about winning the show, he said that “I have as many members in my family as many grapes needed to weigh equal  a blue whale so I can easily win in the voting thing”. One reporter named Deepak Rasiya  asked him "Sir, aap sansad me toh so jate hain yahan kaise jagenge? Laloo replied: Budbak, wahan ki baat alag hai, wahan woh speaker Archana ke jaise Jeans pehan ke nahi na aati hai.    

(1)    Sushma Swaraj to judge a reality dance show called “Midnight Dancers” on NDTV Imagine, now first let me clear that “Midnight Dancers” is not gonna feature ‘Bar-Balas’ so stop being excited. NDTV Imagine is a very popular channel for it’s vulgarity and irksome shows but this time they are all set to air a sober and family show. “There is no Rakhi Sawant  in this show, though she is NDTV' favorite actress so vulgarity ka toh sawal hi paida nahi hota” said the director of the show. “After the Baba Ramdev issue there are no doubts about Sushma’s dancing abilities so we chose her for this big responsibility”, the director added. Sushma is very excited and looking forward for it, she is gonna perform too, she will be dancing on hot  numbers like “Sheila Dixit Mar-Jani”and “Sonia UPA me fas gayi”. Farukh Abdulla had signed for the Co-Judge job with her. I hope Sushma will do a great job because she dances on her own tunes unlike Manmohan. 

      Meanwhile NDTV is also planning for "Rahul Ka Sawyanwar", yes I am talking about the "Gandi" family's chap. Though the producers were stunned at the auditions when they saw "Digvijay" arguing with a security guard. Diggi was yelling at him "I also want to apply as a contestant here, who are you to stop me", some creative team director told him that "Only girls can apply for it"! He replied "Inside I am also a girl, look how much I bitch about other peoples and Rahul Baba wants someone who take good care of him, everyone knows I am the best person for that job". Rahul also responded to this but there is no point writing his views here as everyone knows "He never makes sense". 

     

     

      If Rahul Gandhi is a youth icon of India then I am Lady Gaga. (Bonus)