Love is a funny thing.

1.      Three stages of relationship:

(A)    We are made for each other.

(B)    We are mad for each other.

(C)    We are maid for each other.

2.      Only difference between “An argument with your boss and an argument with your GF” is that the boss at least pretends that he is listening.

3.      You don’t have to call your GF dumb, one can always figure it out just by noticing her choice.

4.      Three stages of sex:

(A)    Tri Weekly.

(B)    Try Weekly.

(C)    Try Weakly.

5.      Well the main theory is that “Love what you do and do what your GF/wife says.

6.      Dating two girls at once is like having loose motions and cough at the same time, you will run to find a peaceful place but you will end up shitting in your pants.

7.      Three stages of break up:

(A)    Weep.

(B)    Wipe.

(C)    Whoop.

8.      Be a man, don’t do anything on your GF’s requests…You are suppose to follow the orders.

9.      If all men are same why do women takes so long to chose one, Well who says they chooses only one. So always be prepare for competition.

10   Never avoid protections because there is a whole lot of difference between a married and an unmarried guy saying “I cried, she is pregnant”.

11   So here I am saying “Jokes apart”….. Always love her from the bottom of your heart……Never ever leave her alone never let her go away……Just face it with a steel heart no matter whatever comes your way.