(1). Feviquick: Gluing your fingers since 1998.
(2). Lux Bathing Soap: Your kids’ favorite food.
(3). Kiwi Boot Polish: Your pets’ favorite food.
(4). Lakme Colorful Eye Shadow: Scare your man with style.
(5). Britannia Fruit Cake: Melts in your mouth & keeps you hungry.
(6). Nivia Underarm Spray: Keeps you fresh but kills people in local trains.
(7). Apple I-Pad: Buy it……Show it….Prof-it.
(8). Spice Mobiles: Price: Cheap……Performance: Cheaper.
(9). Dabur Lal Dant Manjan: Screwing your washbasin, since don't know when.
(10). Tata Sky: Isko laga daala, toh niklega diwala. Pay more get less.
(11). Pizza Hut: We are the answer of “What kinda food they serve in hell?”.
(12). Clinic Plus: Trust us if you want more hairs in your daal. Adding flavors forever.
(13). Cycle Agarbatti: Burning your curtains since 2004.
(14). Air India: Down to earth.
(15). Lays: Bada packet chota dhamaka.
(16). Kingfisher Beer: Fly high with us.
(17). Kingfisher airlines: Fly high….Err.
(18). LG Mobiles: Frustrating people.
(19). Amul Ice-cream: The waste of India.
(20). Limka: Somebody please drink me.
(21). Dairy Milk: Kuch mehnga ho jaaye.
(22). Dettol: Doesn’t kill the important 1% viruses which make you sick.
(23). Durian Furniture: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.
(24). Dominos: You are drunk and we are still open unlike MCD.
(25). Spice Jet: On your mark, get set, find a seat.
(26). Bajaj Pulsar: You can’t even think of a full tank.
(27). Bajaj Allianz: Say Allianz with our agents who look like aliens.
(28). LIC: Insuring frustration, thanks to our valuable agents.
(29). Godrej: Are you sure? You don’t wanna buy Whirlpool?.
(30). Virgin Mobiles: Well, not fucked yet.
(31). Apple: You are holding the old one.
(32). BMW: Yes, you can’t afford it.
(33). Idea: An Idea can change your life……..and this is not a pleasant statement.
(34). Shaadi.com: Trust us or if you already did then visit our another venture www.divorce.com.
(35). Sandhi Sudha: Heals your knee pain, gives you headache.
(36). Axe: Even angels will fall………and go into a coma because of the smell.
(37). KFC: We too love chickens, they are delicious.
(38). Toyota: Moving forward.....but if you push a little harder we will move forward faster.
(39). Hyatt Regency: Service, better than Rafael Nadal.
(40). Indian Oil: Whoa!! We were not expecting you.
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