Anna Vs NIkamma

(1)    Ramdev incident me Ramdev ko salwar pehnani padi thi but Anna incident me Govt. ki salwar utar gayi hai.

(2)    Meanwhile N.D.Tiwari says that “The only thing I am missing in all this is Sushma’s dance”. If she can do it for Ramdev why not for Anna too?.

(3)    Since Karwa Chauth is approaching soon so all the women of India decided to write a letter asking permission for one day fast addressing Delhi Police.

(4)    India TV’ sources says that the reason behind Ramdev’ failure and Anna’ success is “Position of the planets Taurus and Saturn”. Baba fakinganand swami approved it.

(5)    Digvijay Singh told the reporters that he can support Anna only if he and his million supporters promises their help to find Osama JEE’ (His munh bole papa) dead body.

(6)    Our respected prime minister Dr. Manmohan Singh also expressed his views: ….. !!!

(7)    Ekta Kapoor in support of Congress announced two new TV serials titled “Na ANNA is desh (me) lado” & “Kahani chrrr prrr ki (starring Pee Chidambram)”.

(8)    Rohit Shetty finally decides to sign Manmohan Singh for Golmaal 4, he will replace Tushar Kapoor. While answering some questions about it Rohit said that “the title Golmaal actually suits his leadership qualities really well, though I am not sure about his acting skills but he is replacing Tushar so it  doesn’t really  matter”.

(9)    Manish Tiwari experienced a new kind of protest today, some women held up a “Sandal march” on his head and butts.

(10)  Lalu Prasad Yadav also responded to this big issue, you can check it by clicking the link given  : www.santabantalamejokes.com.

(11)  Rahul Gandhi was busy playing KBC on his computer and there was a question “Who was Mahatma Gandhi?” … He replied “ India’s Benjamin Franklin”. (His nurse who feeds him cerelac reported).

(12) In the end … Digvijay Singh again uttered in a loud voice that “there is RSS behind everything” in reply of a question which reads “Sir, Please tell us something about your birth and all?”.