My nominations for president.

Hi, so the latest thing which is making news is this President thingy in India. Though Pratibha Patil has been so great as the president of India and she did her job quite perfectly. For example she congratulated all the Indian sportsperson who won something in their fields. She condemned every tragedy happened in this country strongly. Though that's Manmohan's job but still she played a handy supportive role. although Pratibha's only pratibha was to make tea. But yet she went to almost 35 foreign tours for nothing, she spend taxpayers' money like it was her Grandpa's death gift to her and she preached twice a year. And that's all we expect from a president in India. She is India's first woman president and she followed the mantra very well "Why should boys have all the fun" and SHE HAD A LOTS OF FUN. But as we all know it's time she leave and let someone else have some fun.

So now when we need a new president, every politician is recommending some names for the job. Till now there are almost 50 people in the race for president's post. And its quite confusing for the people of India. "Why don't they discuss it properly and chose one capable person for the job?" Everyone is murmuring this question nowadays, well welcome to India. All this drama is happening so I decided to join in with my nomination list. People who made it in my list are really capable and suitable persons for this job. Have a look.

If we choose one of these = Profit for India. 

(1). Sachin Tendulkar: At least he will not ask for a retire home. 

(2). Rahul Gandhi: This guy is so good at Pad-Yatras, so he can visit all the countries walking. Savings for country. 

(3). Manmohan Singh: Dumb enough for the job, and his silence will make sense if he gets appointed as our president. 

(4). Pranab Mukherjee: India will be relieved from his annoying accent. Well, almost.

(5). P. Chidambaram: Just because his dressing style is quite similar to the recent president Pratibha Patil. 

(6).Swami Nityanada: All the politicians will stop watching porn in assembly instead they will visit the president house more frequently. 

(7). Ajmal Kasab: Him having biryani will not be shocking for us Indians. 

(8). S.M.Krishana: While visiting all the foreign countries he'd be able watch more Tennis matches wasting taxpayers money. And that will be great for the sport. 

(9). Poonam Pandey: Hopefully, she will stop uploading her naked pictures, less embarrassment for us while surfing Internet. 

(10). N.D.Tiwari: Perfect for the job. Oh wait! He likes different kind of jobs. Hand-Jobs, blow-Jobs etc etc. 

(11). Simmi Grewal: There in only one reason. To become the president of India, you need to be very very old. (There are 5 men in the running for the post of President of India. The youngest is 75 and their combined age 392). And Simmi is one woman who welcomed Adam and Eve. 

(12). Ashish Nehra: Again quite similar to the recent president, ruins it all at the very end. 

(13). Ranbir Kapoor: He is experienced, earlier he was the president of Happy Club. 

(14). My maid: She also cooks very nice tea bhai. So why not?.

(15). Arnab Goswami: People will stop complaining about "Why the president remains silent all the time?".

(16). Anu Mallik: He is Idle. And that's what we need.

(17). Suresh Kalmadi: He is also very good at organizing TEA PARTIES. He even did it in jail.

(18). Sharad Pawar: He could make a great president just like Vladimir Putin, only difference is that Putin have black belt and Pawar have black money. 

And yeah I am also very suitable person for this job as I am really very good at doing nothing. 

So this was it, hope you guys enjoyed it. Take care. :)