Khurshid found travelling in Disabled-Friendly coach.

Today morning our Law & Justice minister Mr. Salman Khurshid caught traveling in a disabled-friendly coach in a train with his wife Louis Khurshid. Reports are that the couple was traveling to New Delhi from their hometown Farrukhabad to inaugurate a nonprofitable organization (We can't call it TRUST for obvious reason) for Handicapped.

A TC named Subroto Banerjee who didn't recognize them at first and tried to piss on them in the coach. But then  Salman Khushid told him that he is the Law & Justice Minister of India, that stopped Subroto who was struggling with the zipper.

"I was shocked to hear that there is a Law & Justice ministry in India, more importantly there is Law & Justice in India" said the TC. "They were travelling without ticket too, when I asked them about tickets, the woman showed me some letter signed by the Railway Mister herself, but I caught them both  and handed them over to the Railway Police" he added. 

But as we all know how good Salman is when it comes to (fake) documentation, he got the release orders in like minutes (Inside sources says that it was signed by Salman's wife Louis). Thank goodness that Salman is married to Louis and not to Rabri Devi, the railway police officer talked to our reporter. So we had to release them immediately. And he is the Law & Justice minister how can he go against Law or how can Law go against him, the inspector confirmed. 

Few reaction are coming out of few people related to the issue, here they are:

Digvijay Singh said that this is just a conspiracy (Just like the other million conspiracies) against Congress by these Banerjees. 

Sushil Kumar Shinde confirmed that its nothing serious, public will forget everything after the start of the India -England cricket series.

Arvind Kejariwal thinks its high time Manmohan Singh should talk, Manmohan thinks the same.

Rahul Gandhi was shocked to know that Handicapped Coaches in trains are for people who are handicapped and not for those who are "Handy" for Congress. 

Sonia Gandhi blames Narendra Modi for this whole scenario. 

I too think that we can't blame Salman Khurshid for all this, I mean "aadat chutne me samay toh lagta hi hai aur Salman Jee ko viklangon ka HAQ khane ki aadat hai".

Meanwhile Salan Khurshid said that its all done to ruin hias good image, and a Congressperson travelling in a coach for handicapped is not wrong, as everyone says that "This Government is handicapped and we are the Government". 

When Bigg Boss quits his job.

Just like the last year, Salman Khan welcomed 15 celebrities to the Bigg Boss house for the 6th season. Though we never knew if few of them were celebrities until Salman introduced them as "celebs" on the show. This time Sanjay Dutt is not there in the show, lucky guy huh!

It was all going great but Bigg Boss' sudden exit shocked everyone. Especially it's fans.

Robert who is a big fan of "Colors", he even celebrates his Holi watching Saas-Bahu-Damad (Robert is a bit too fond of his Saas) serials on Colors. He is such a big fan that even his G-Talk status is "I love Colors, but people keep changing it". He said, how can someone so Bigg (Maybe he was talking about the extra G in Bigg" quit like this? Really, is desh ka kuch nahi hosakta, he added in the end.

Our reporter Mr. Deepak Rasiya managed to talk with the Bigg Boss himself, here is the exclusive interview:

Q: So, Bigg Boss? Why you left the house?

A: Look, why you people are making an issue out of it. Everyone can left the house at anytime s/he likes. Even our respected politicians..

Q: Got it, but there must be some reason behind it?

A: Well, if you want to hear it, hear it. Navjot Singh Sidhu was the reason behind it. The moment he entered the house I was terrified. I knew my job was in danger. So I decided to leave before they kick my ass out of the house. Long story short, my job there is to talk and everyone knows no one can talk better (Read more) than Sidhu.

Q: But you were the Bigg Boss, you could have told him to keep calm?

A: Are you insane, I've heard that he even felt offended when they said "Don't worry, be Barfi".

Q: But I guess you have faced such problems with Dolly Bindra too in your earlier season?

A: Yep, but one should never repeat his/her mistakes. And she used to abuse a lot, as you know we are all very used to of abusing, I mean look at Indian cinema today. Sidhu is different guru..err.

Q: Tell us about your experience in the house? What about the other contestants? Something you wanna share, like about Sana Khan?

A: Yes, why not. Sana Khan is really hot man, more importantly, she has this perfect amount of dumbness for a hot girl.

Q: And the Gulabi Gang lady? Sampat Pal?

A: Oh, she is so scary, sometime I wonder if this "Gulabi Gang" is made to help women or to scare men.

Q: Aseem Trivedi, the cartoonist? How good he is?

A: I don't know what kind of "Cartoon" he makes, but he surely does act like one.

Q: Okay, lets talk about someone pretty now then, what was your first reaction when you saw Pamela Anderson on the show?

A: It was cool, I mean yeah, she really did some justice to the title of the show.

Q: You've watched Sunny Leone from very close when she was on the show, how was that experience?

A: No, that wasn't the first time I saw her from so close.

Q: People are calling you guys "Bigg Bore", why is that?

A: Yes, that is sad, even when we are serving every unfamiliar thing on a family show. I mean "Sex, drugs, abuses, violence, psychos....what else the youth want. But now when I've left the house, I don't care anymore.

Q: Last question sir, everyone says, this show is not an original idea, it was stolen from some foreign show? Is that true?

A: NO, that is not true at all. I mean we did get inspired from some other show but it wasn't a foreign show. Our inspiration was our very own DD National. Our creative team was watching the winter session of Lok Sabha on DD National and they got the idea from there. I mean, few insensible people in a house, talking loudly, trying to prove their points, not listening to anyone, beating each other, putting blames on each other and abusing each other. Look. how similar things are.

Eat yummy, forget tummy.

NOTE: This is not a true story.

Hi friends, it’s been a long time since I've wrote something here. It’s 2 am and I just realized that I don’t have any good topics in my mind to write a blog post. It distracted my sleep totally. So, I thought of giving it a try.

So, today we will talk about “Weight Loss”. No, I am not gonna give you nice weight losing tips. Why this idea?

Because my wife is trying too hard to make me lose some weight nowadays. Here are some logics of her for what I should lose my weight:

(A) I use more bathing soap. (I said I’ll stop bathing).

(B) I cover more of the bed. (I said she could sleep in the kitchen).

(C) I don’t look good. (I said I’ll start hanging out with even more fatter guys).

(D) The suit fabric costs a lot.

(E) Shirt’s buttons are expensive.

(F) One can broke his/her arm while hugging me. And many more…

And here are some points related to the “Weight Loss” thingy, hope you guys will have fun reading them.

(1). Baba Ramdev: This dude is really popular amongst all the generations. Though I think he could have been more popular if he was a belly dancer but still Baba Ramdev helps you lose your weight just by doing some ASAN. Though nowadays his favorite Asan is “PRASH-ASAN”. I could have tried Baba Ramdev but he is too scary for me especially early in the morning. I mean, this guy moves like a Black Ninja. The only thing I like about Baba Ramdev is his “Point of view”, he sees all kinda people with one eye. Anyway, we won’t talk about his “Cheer-Haran” in Ramlila Maidan, that’d be inappropriate.

(2). Shilpa Shetty: Well, another great yoga guru. I almost agreed on her, I even bought the CDs. I started exercising early in the morning or sometime late night too but then some legend told me that “Watching Shilpa’s erotic yoga and masturbating cannot help you lose weight, and the sperms are too light to make an impact on the whole body weight”.

(3). Diet: Yes “DIET”. See, there is a “DIE” in this word.

The other day my wife told me that from now on everything will be “Green” on your plate. And I was like “Green”? Yuck! I hate Pakistan, I hate South Africa, I hate Australia and I hate GREEN. But just to keep her happy I started drinking DIET Coke with cheese sandwiches.

And the old saying is that “You are what you eat”, who wants to be YUCK by eating those diet food.

In the end this Diet Chart thing is quite similar to the New Year Resolutions thingy, everyone prepares it with lot of excitement, follows it for one day………but the next day you are off of it.

(4). Doctor: I even visited a doctor to consult this issue. He told me to eat a lot of “Sea-food”, so now whenever I “see food” I eat it. He also suggested that “Sex” is the greatest exercise but he kicked my ass out of the office when I asked him “Can you arrange?”

(5). Exercise at home: I was forced to jog early in the morning. It was fun, until my wife found out about the Doughnut Shop nearby the park.

My wife almost killed me when I asked her a simple question “Shouldn't we call yawning a workout? I mean hands up in the air, legs spread and mouth open & shut is quite an exercise”.

(6). The Gym: This was a cool idea actually. I mean, first you pay a lot of money to buy food then you eat that food and you gain weight. And finally you pay again to the gym centre to lose weight. What’s the point?

Gym is also a very scary place. The very first day I asked my trainer “Will I look like you if I come here regularly?” He said “Yes, of course” And I ran off from there.

(7). The Time Table: I wonder why every woman in the world thinks that doing things at the right time makes you look beautiful?

But as you know where there is a will there is a way, its 2:15 am and I am eating noodles and writing this crap.

(8). Dance and Karate: Then someone suggested me to Dance everyday, but soon my neighbors sued me for Noise Pollution.

(9). Swimming: I searched on the internet and the most suggested thing for losing weight was ‘Swimming’, but it was too embarrassing to show off the tummy in front of all those slim trainers.

(10). Work more, eat less: Last but not the least, this is what every other person suggests, even my boss too, though his theory is “Work more, get paid less”.

Now when nothing is working, my wife put a note on the refrigerator which reads “Service is closed due to heavy inflation”.

So this is what I went through in last few days. Though by all the hard work I’ve done I almost lost 500gms and 5000 bucks. So don’t eat much and exercise regularly so that I don’t get jealous of anyone I know. Thanks for reading.

Don’t worry go foody.