The terrific err Traffic Policemen.

Hi again, It's been a long time since I've wrote something here but  I am fuddled again so decided to write a post today. Meanwhile my life is going through a very tough phase, I've been cooking, doing dishes and hell lot of work at office. For the first time, my wife is not with me here and I am missing her a lot. Anyway, lets talk about the topic on which I am writing here.

First let me tell you the definition of "Traffic Policeman":

Traffic Policeman: Only man who whistles on ladies and get paid afterwards.

Where you mostly see them:

Mostly these creatures are found on traffic signals and roads, most of the time asking for money. No, I am not talking about beggars.

Though the only difference between beggars on traffic signals and traffic policemen  is that traffic policemen ask you for papers and then expect money, meanwhile beggars show you a paper and expect money.

Why they are an important part of our lives:

As we all know every Indians' day goes like this: Bread butter jam.......Traffic jam........& few alcoholic jam. So, traffic is an important part of our lives and so are the traffic policemen.

They even inspires Indian cinema:

Traffic Policemen are really popular people in India, even Salman Khan is playing a traffic policeman in Dabangg 2, have you heard that "Pandeyjee seeti bajayen on duty" song?

Sometime they make you feel you are home:

You know you are in India when you see "Two persons and a traffic cop" riding on a two wheeler.

Here are some of the incidents I've witnessed (Read fantasized and laughed):

Once in UP, a traffic policeman yelled loudly "Hey big guy, you cannot stand in the middle of the road like this". Late on he got beaten up by BSP's leaders. Poor fellow didn't realized that it was Mayawati's statue placed in the middle of the road.

Traffic Cop: You were going too fast.

Guy: No, I wasn't.

Cop: Can you prove?

Guy: You caught me, what other proof you want.

Traffic Cop: You saw the signal turning red, why you rushed?

Guy: THERE YOU ARE.

Traffic Cop: Ma'am, you gave me a hard time chasing you. Give me papers.

Blonde: Here is the paper sir, but I am in no mood to give you "How to drive fast" tips.

Traffic Cop: Why you are not wearing a belt?

Guy: Because it's already too tight and my balls are crying inside.

Traffic Cop: I saw you talking on the phone while driving.

Guy: But I swear sir, it wasn't your wife.

Traffic Cop: Show me the papers?

Guy: Here, sir.

Cop: Not these moron, show me the one with Gandhi Jee's picture on it.

Lesson to be learned: 

Talk is free but not with a traffic policeman.

So, this is all I can think about right now. Hope you enjoyed reading the post.

Though we know not every Traffic Cop is corrupted and their job is very tough and stressful.

Thank you for reading.....have a great weekend ahead.