Rahul Gandhi: Hey Baby, don't you know bal vivah is illegal in India. Jao mommy ko bolo complan pilaye. Shouts loudly: ADULTS ONLY PLEASE.
Vijay Malya: No no sir, the process is the other way around, first you have to marry her and then only you can plan Honeymoon sex and all.
Govinda: Triple ride is also illegal in India sir. P.S.: Please stop making movies now, don't make us kill ourselves.
Sky: Rakshabandhan pe aana bhai.
Sunny Leone: Use the backside door please. Light camera action.
Kamran Akmal: Sorry to say sir but you are not suppose to catch these balls.
N.D.Tiwari: FHM is not "Fuck Her Man" sir.
Parthiv Patel: Balika Vadhu's set is third from the right side.
Ashmit Patel: Is there anything remaining you are still curious about?. No, Okay go.
Mohd. Asif: Veena shouts from inside: No No No, he has a big ................. ego.
Manmohan Singh: Dude, she wants a puppy not a puppet. Manmohan walks off silently.
Rajniti Singh: Veena yells again : Ye nahi ye nahi, iski fadne me badi mastery hai.
Sachin Tendulkar: Why you sir? Sachin: What to do mate, Anjali keeps asking me for Sau-Ton.
Justin Bieber: Guy calls Veena and asks "Are you lesbian?" Veena: NO, ask Asif and Ashmit if you don't believe me", Guy: Okay. Next Please.
Harbhajan Singh: No no sir, wrong place you are at, no vacancies here.
Sidhartha Malya: One more time you blink that eye and I will smash your head. Told ya "I AM NOT THAT KIND OF A GUY".
Arnab Goswami: But ...But....But.....FUCK OFF.
Ravi Ashwin: Police police police, RUN.| Ashwin: But why?| Guy: Because Sunny Leone is here.| Everyone ran off only Ashwin got caught.
Friday, December 30, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Few gifts which these people don't want from Santa.
Digvijay Singh: Scissors, because he already have a tongue. Aur aap sab jante hi hain ki uski zabaan kenchi se bhi tej chalti hai.
Anna Hazare: Free KFC meal coupons. Need I say more?
Manmohan Singh: An I-phone 4S, because he will not be able to access the most important and useful application "Siri", audio commands and all.
Om Puri: A bottle of Vodka, because we already know that "Sare neta chor, anpadh aur gadhe hain", no fun hearing that again and again. You know.
Poonam Pandey: Clothes. Huh, she doesn't like them. According to her publicity and clothes don't go well together.
Veena Malik: Anything without an ISI mark, because she herself is an ISI marked maal or item. As you feel comfortable.
Mayawati: A laughing buddhha, because when she laughs she actually look like one.
Asif Ali Zardari: 3 Nights stay in Islamabad. Poor guy....First was a leader of paralyzed Govt. and now got a paralyzed face. Pity!!
Barack Obama: Fair And Handsome, because the only reason he can be remembered by the Americans in future is that he is the first black president.
Rahul Gandhi: Diapers, because main Janardan Dwivedi aur Digvijay Singh ki naukri chinte hue nahi dekh sakta. So softhearted guy I am, Gosh!!
Anil Kapoor: Hair Remover Cream, because he already hired a gardener for that.
Osama Bin Laden: Umm, oh this guy is dead, I feel sorry for Digvijay Singh. :(
Lalu Yadav: A place in Comedy Circus, because his stand up comedy is working well in the circus oops Parliament, silly me.
Mahesh Bhatt: Itch Guard, because Itch Guard already declared if it's for Bhatt saheb then I SURRENDER.
Priyanka Chopra & Angelina Jolie: Lipstick, because a paint brush and Nerolac paint is doing great work.
Uday Chopra: A movie. Because he is doing a good job as the CEO of YTF entertainment sorry YRF (What's wrong with my keyboard today). Okay okay in simple words "Tusshar Kapoor give us enough headache, no need of Uday, Chunky and all".
Rajinikanth: Nothing, he is the one who give all those things to Santa.
Shahrukh Khan: A counting chart, because he is learning it from his movies' titles... Ra.One...Don 2.....3 Idiots. Oops sorry, 3 Idiots was Amir Khan's movie and it was a blockbuster, sorry SRGay.
And last but not the least: ME: Socks and Shocks (While decorating the tree). Please NO!!
Anna Hazare: Free KFC meal coupons. Need I say more?
Manmohan Singh: An I-phone 4S, because he will not be able to access the most important and useful application "Siri", audio commands and all.
Om Puri: A bottle of Vodka, because we already know that "Sare neta chor, anpadh aur gadhe hain", no fun hearing that again and again. You know.
Poonam Pandey: Clothes. Huh, she doesn't like them. According to her publicity and clothes don't go well together.
Veena Malik: Anything without an ISI mark, because she herself is an ISI marked maal or item. As you feel comfortable.
Mayawati: A laughing buddhha, because when she laughs she actually look like one.
Asif Ali Zardari: 3 Nights stay in Islamabad. Poor guy....First was a leader of paralyzed Govt. and now got a paralyzed face. Pity!!
Barack Obama: Fair And Handsome, because the only reason he can be remembered by the Americans in future is that he is the first black president.
Rahul Gandhi: Diapers, because main Janardan Dwivedi aur Digvijay Singh ki naukri chinte hue nahi dekh sakta. So softhearted guy I am, Gosh!!
Anil Kapoor: Hair Remover Cream, because he already hired a gardener for that.
Osama Bin Laden: Umm, oh this guy is dead, I feel sorry for Digvijay Singh. :(
Lalu Yadav: A place in Comedy Circus, because his stand up comedy is working well in the circus oops Parliament, silly me.
Mahesh Bhatt: Itch Guard, because Itch Guard already declared if it's for Bhatt saheb then I SURRENDER.
Priyanka Chopra & Angelina Jolie: Lipstick, because a paint brush and Nerolac paint is doing great work.
Uday Chopra: A movie. Because he is doing a good job as the CEO of YTF entertainment sorry YRF (What's wrong with my keyboard today). Okay okay in simple words "Tusshar Kapoor give us enough headache, no need of Uday, Chunky and all".
Rajinikanth: Nothing, he is the one who give all those things to Santa.
Shahrukh Khan: A counting chart, because he is learning it from his movies' titles... Ra.One...Don 2.....3 Idiots. Oops sorry, 3 Idiots was Amir Khan's movie and it was a blockbuster, sorry SRGay.
And last but not the least: ME: Socks and Shocks (While decorating the tree). Please NO!!
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